Ask an answer, get a question.

[Jordan]

Call me tonight?

Do it yourself.

 

[Deja Vu]

Can you help me change this tire?

Sitting on a toilet.

 

[A Pixy]

Where was I a few minutes ago?

SLAP!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

What is a crappy comic book sound?

The Who!

 

[Porygon-2000]

who is the biggest enigma of them all?

Yahtzee

 

[Vyro]

What is your name in wapanese?

Cow

 

[Deja Vu]

What is fun to tip?

Extension cord.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

What's that at the end of your penis?

PG-15.

 

[Deja Vu]

What was the previous question rated?

Thesis statement.

 

[Ru]

What are one of those things you need in an evil essay?

Bubbles.

 

[Porygon-2000]

what do 'manly' men never make?

Spam

 

[jigglyppuff8]

What's for dinner?

What. ಠ_ಠ

 

[A Pixy]

Super, flying, poop-stacked, muscle docking, nose tightning, brain licking ACTION? On pants?

Cooties.

 

[Spinor]

What does HIV cause?

OVER 9,000 TERABYTES HARD DRIVE!!!

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

How many Terabytes does Goku's computer have?

Tetris.

 

[Enilias]

What's the best game beside pokemon?

illiteracy ccommunists

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

What is the opposite of the Grammar Nazis?

The answer is televison.

 

[Jordan]

What brainwashes children in America?

John.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

What do you call the bathrooms around here?

No johns.

 

[Halcyon]

What is your name?

Burp.