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Golurks Were Meant to Fly

Golurks Were Meant to Fly

NERF THIS!
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    You've been enlisted by a secret organization to kill the poster above you. You must do it stealthily, and secretly. Once your mission is complete, you must hide yourself before the your assassin tries to kill you. Good luck.

    Example:

    Poster 1: Hiding in a room of complete concrete, I am completely safe. Only I have the key to the 3 ft steel door which is locked. I have enough provisions to last me a life time.
    Poster 2: Spiraling down from the air conditioner in Poster 1's room, I shoot him in the back with a poison blow dart. I then run outside to my jetski, and leave the scene of the crime.
    Poster 3: After parachuting from the jet I bought, I use my grappling hook to latch onto Poster 2's jetski. I avoid the bullets she shoots at me, and slash at her with my katana. My knife does the rest. I take the jetski and go to a hotel, which I own. I surround myself with numerous weapons, because I know Poster 4 will be here soon.

    Have Fun! :D

    I'm at home, watching the football game. My guard dogs outside should protect me...

    *Also, if either mod feels this is too dark or something, please close it. I refrained from posting it for a while for that reason, but figured I may as well... :/
     
    i look you up in google search engine find you and fill you with a virus
    meanwhile i run off to the himalayas where i make the abominable snow man protect me
     
    Ill grab my home-made Sniper rifle and kill you in the rear...
    Then ill race away in my Supra... prending like im racing and im far in the lead
     
    soon your car's wheel pop , i heal my rear end and send pidgeot to shoot you down
    and i wont tell you where i hide because you might find me
     
    I'll send Chuck Norris at you... and i keep my place hidden by putting leaves on it...
     
    The leaves were planted there earlier by me. Soon, your body breaks out into a terrible rash and in a few moments, everything blacks out...permanently.
    Currently, I'm hiding, with a chainsaw, and my favorite cat in a yellow submarine 200 ft. under the sea.
     
    I just let Yoko kill you with her sniper, meanwhile i am hiding in the Netherlands playing RTS games...
     
    Once again, using Yoko and her sniper, i head with Delta 4-6 to Spain, crush it and kill you... Meanwhile im hidden with Yoko and Delta 4-6 somewhere near Spain
     
    Suddenly, my Delta 4-6 goes in jail for ruining Spain and they kill you in jail...
    Meanwhile im in my own base, hidden in Siberia...
     
    I sneak in while sniping the guards down and plant a C4 in the bunker... killing you all... and me too...

    Meanwhile im in heaven
     
    I hire in Chuck Norris, Jason Statham and George Clooney to kill you... they see through your disguise...

    Meanwhile im looking for my soul...
     
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