Assassins!

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

I find you and your soul at the bottom of a well. All I do is board it up, and time does the rest.

I then go to my private helicopter, with a rifle in tow...

 

[Arcturus.]

i shoot the rear rotor of the helicopter with a sniper and cause you to crash. i then hide out in my fortress with a 300 strong mercenary army defending me.

 

[TY]

Easy one haha...

I enter the fortress with a M82 Barett... snipe down all hostile forces and shoot you in the leg... being downed, i finish you off with my bare hands...

Meanwhile i just walk away... like a boss

 

[diab_low]

I'm an angry person who got fired and staple you in the head like 500 times

Now I'm the boss living it big in my office.

 

[droomph]

I use my insanity to bypass all security. Then I poke you to death with a pencil.

So now I am wearing scuba gear hiding in a pool of blood.

I'm crazy

 

[Arcturus.]

I infect the pool of blood with the zombie virus and pull off your scuba mask. You swallow some blood and turn into a zombie which the Marines soon come and kill. I then hire Chuck Norris to be my personal bodyguard.

 

[TY]

Unfortunately... Chuck Norris was hired by me first... so he kills you...

Meanwhile im in a stong guarded GDI base

 

[Arcturus.]

I command a scrin air assault consisting of devastator artillary ships, planet assault carriers, and a load of stormriders as flak for the big ships that destroy you and your base.(i got destroyed so many times from freaking scrin air armies like this back in tiberium wars 3.)

I then hide out in a inpenatrable Dyson Sphere.(if you know what this is you know im perfectly safe.)

 

[TY]

I call out Devil's Tongues to submerge into the Dyson Sphere and burn you to ashes...

Meanwhile i drink a cup of tea with KANE xD