Shaydeh
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- Seen Sep 13, 2008
Myesh, myesh, the rumours are indeed true, myesh. The light comes now and the light comes quick, here to cast away the dark clouds hovering over the community. Here to bring commotion, and blow more hot air than a flame fuelled with gas from the rear end of a couch potato with rotten intestines. Here to push everybody's buttons till the chord of an error message alerts me that those are nipples and not a keyboard I am pressing on. Here to poison everybody's spirit with so much laughter that they'd be eating fat mamas for breakfast and blonde bimbos for dinner.
Myesh, indeed, myesh. Myesh, myesh, I do have diarrhoea. However, it is not diarrhoea of the south, but of the mouth, as you will notice my lips never stop running. They will never stop running unless … *sees a piece of steak crossing the road, jumps to grab a bite only to hear a load roar of pain and have his eyes re-adjusted to the image of a fat man*
Enough, myesh? Me thinks so too. Now, it is your turn people, get on your hind legs and show me your gratitude for I am the bringer of the light. Oh, and you can welcome me while you are at it too.
Myesh, indeed, myesh. Myesh, myesh, I do have diarrhoea. However, it is not diarrhoea of the south, but of the mouth, as you will notice my lips never stop running. They will never stop running unless … *sees a piece of steak crossing the road, jumps to grab a bite only to hear a load roar of pain and have his eyes re-adjusted to the image of a fat man*
Enough, myesh? Me thinks so too. Now, it is your turn people, get on your hind legs and show me your gratitude for I am the bringer of the light. Oh, and you can welcome me while you are at it too.
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