Attempt to kill Uberchu(Ash's Pikachu)

[Clemeh]

I insulted uberchu nd he cried nd turned emo..
300%

 

[Scytheteen]

i tickled uberchu

HP: 500%

 

[Manaphy1128]

I blinded uberchu with cosplay.

HP: 425%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I threw Pikachu down the Grand Canyon.

HP 0%

NEXT!

Uberchu 4 HP: 800%

 

[Manaphy1128]

I'd make uberchu wear a pink skirt.

HP: 700%

 

[Comic Tragedy]

I throw uberchu at the wall.

HP: 685%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

throw him at the wall of spikes mentioned earlier.

HP 550%

 

[Scytheteen]

strip uberchu of its dignity (ohh thats bad)

HP: 0%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

NEXT Uberchu!

Uberchu 5 HP: 1000%

 

[Manaphy1128]

I would steal uberchu from Ash.

HP: 850%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

Throw Uberchu at the wall of spikes again.

HP 700%

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

I make Uberchu watch Bob Saget's new stand-up preformance, That Ain't Right

Seriously, it ain't

580% HP

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I make Uberchu watch it 5 more times!

HP 137%. DANG!!!!!

 

[Azonic]

Uberchu is pregnant!

HP - 90%

The Pichu inside is draining its health

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I made it watch Bob Saget's stand-up comedy 2 more times+Pichu draining Uberchu's health.

HP: -500%.

NEXT!

How about we allow stuff that's impossible? it is a lot more interesting then.

Uberchu HP: 2000%

I make Uberchu drunk and throw it in a football field with a football in hand during the Super Bowl. Oooooooh that's gotta hurt. FUMBLE!!!!!

HP: 1500%

 

[brotlov]

I made Uberchu watch educational for a whole week 1000%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I got Uberchu drunk again and threw it on the football field holding a football during the next Super Bowl then threw it against the wall of spikes.

lol. Oooooooouch. Double the pain. HP 0000%

NEXT ONE!

Uberchu's HP: 5000%

threw Uberchu down the Grand Canyon, dragged to the top of and threw it off Mt. Everest and against another wall of spikes.

HP: 2000%
THAT much damage?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[brotlov]

lol, 3000% well i put Uberchu on the moon with no Oxygen mask *Instant Death*
ok, next one(wow, a 2 post death, world record)
Uberchu 20000%(what, we need a challenge) "Throws uberchu against a wall of spikes 19900%

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

I did EVERYTHING LISTED EARLIER 20 times.

HP: -20000000000000000%

That.....Was.....Fun.

NEXT!

*Kills Uberchu #10*
Oops

NEXT!

Uberchu #11 HP: 100000%

 

[kayabeans]

*bangs Uberchu with a sledgehammer*

95000... It had spikes on it.