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Attempt to Kill Uberchu {READ 1ST POST}

Failure (x2) - HP : 95%

Uberchu deflects the attack by regurgitating all the anchovies it had eaten before. The fire from the attack is dispersed throughout the area, incinerating everything. Uberchu breathes in the ashes and its wounds heal.
Location: A Crater

*throws next poster at Uberchu*
 
Delliiiiibiiiirrrd!

Fail - my present accidentally heals him. >.<

Bum bum, baaaaah.

I use uberninjacaterpie move on him.
 
Failure - 97%
Location: A Crater

The land is still very unstable from Uberchu's recent attack. The ground around Ninja Caterpie crumbles and they fall down into a crater. Uberchu devours Ninja Caterpie's spirit and regenerates slightly.
 
Location: Rock Tunnel

I let Uberchu chase me deep into rock tunnel and then use teleport to escape. As we all know, Ash's Pikachu doesn't know Flash, so it will be lost FOREVER! Dun dun dunnnn.
 
Failure - 99%
Location: Lavender Town

Uberchu reluctantly follows QuilavaKing into the Rock Tunnel. As aforementioned, it does not know Flash, so it cannot see a thing. Confused and scared, it proceeds to use Iron Tail on everything in sight (relative of course, since it can't see in the dark anyway)... Eventually Uberchu has worn away the Rock Tunnel - light spills through a crack in the wall and the mischievous little Pokemon escapes.

I stop Uberchu with a magnet!
 
Failed - HP: 100%

Uberchu looks at you blankly, staring at the magnet. After a few minutes, he leaves, after giving you a bottle of ketchup as a memento.

(Wait, what?)

Location: South of Lavender Town, near the docks

I take the bottle of ketchup, and give it to Uberchu. He takes a lick, and throws it back at me. I then poison it, and attempt to feed it to him.
 
Failure - 101%
Location: In the water south of Lavender Town.

Uberchu, having already rejected the ketchup, is rather offended that you would offer it more. It zaps you and runs away... Uberchu's leftovers restored a little HP!

*steals Uberchu's electricity*
 
Success! Magnets disrupt pikachu's flow of electricity causing it do be fataly ill.

Uberchu 94%

Lavender Town: I get some ghost pokemon to scare Uberchu.
 
QuilavaKing said:
Success! Magnets disrupt pikachu's flow of electricity causing it do be fataly ill.

Uberchu 94%

Lavender Town: I get some ghost pokemon to scare Uberchu.
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Failure: 97%
Location: The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass

Your attack seems to have been based on the past page. Uberchu does not condone time-travel.

*throws a hula hoop*
 
Success: 90%
Uberchu did the hoola until it made a Dewgong because it was going so fast. The Dewgong Used Ice Beam, severely damaging it, plus the tiredness of Uberchu.
Location: MCDONAAAALDS
I throw my Hamburger at him, Fattening him up, and making him float to a land far, far, away... Hopefully, at least.
 
Fail 91%

Uberchu's now too fat to float.

Location: English Class

I force Uberchu to recite tongue-twisters, and each time it gets it wrong I poke it with my scissors.
 
Success: 88%
When it got it wrong, you poked it, and it DID float to a land Far, Far Away..
Location: A Land Far, Far Away..
I kick it in the balls.
 
Guys, count was messed up on top of page. Please do math better.
100 > 101 > 96 (QuilavaKing subtracted wrong) > (everything past here is wrong) 97 > 92 > 93 > 88

Failure: 89%
Location: Dante's Inferno

If you watched the Japanese anime close enough, you would know that Uberchu is a girl :D

*gives Uberchu a hysterectomy*
 
whaaat? anyways:
Failure: 90%
I don't know what that is :(
On Coruscant: I make her eat the whole planet of Coruscant.
 
Well as I said in that post that got deleted for spam (I'm not sure why.)

I took too long with my post, I didn't subtract wrong. Two other people posted before I posted mine, and I didn't notice so I didn't delete it.

Anyway... on to the game.
Failure 91%. You aren't able to hold hold him down long enough.

Location: Some room with a computer.

I make him watch bad youtube videos all day.
 
Last edited:
@QuilavaKing: That post was not game-related.

Failure: 92%
Location: Surfing the Internet

Your attack has failed. Uberchu totally loves surfing the internet... In fact it has now become SURFING UBERCHU (har har). Keep it away from those electrical circuits!
 
Success: 86%
Since it still hasn't left your computer, you dump water on it, 3 buckets, to be exact.
Location: STILL in the same room
Uberchu comes out, and finnaly decides that it should become a Raichu, making it even MORE hurt by water, so you dump the same 3 buckets.... (hopefully)
 
Success: 80%
It startes at the explosion of the Prinny, then decides that its shiny. It goes toward it, then gets severely damaged.
Location: Naboo
I fry it with the republic Bunship's flares (if it has flares)
 
Failure! Uberchu: 81%

Uberchu uses its agility to avoid the flares.

Location: My bedroom.
Attempt: I hit Uberchu with my bowling ball.
 
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