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Attempt to Kill Uberchu {READ 1ST POST}

Failure. 82%

Uberchu uses Iron Tail and cuts your bowling ball in half.

Location: A mountain.
I take Uberchu deep inside a cave and set off explosives at the base of the mountain, causing the whole thing to collapse on top of him.
 
Fail! 83%

Uberchu uses Agility to get closer to the exit and then Iron Tail's his way out!

Location: The beach!

I make Uberchu play beach cricket with my family and everyone gets a little too over-competetive, the cricket bats come out...
 
succsess! 78%

it dosent know what's going on and gets in the middle and gets hit so hard it flies really far.

location: torn world (its in pokemon platinum)

i jump on to the multiple platforms to severely confuse him. (because the platforms are like an mc esher painting.......they really do in the game.)
 
FAILED!
He left the Torn World

Uberchu 79%

Location: California
I leave him There in an Electric-Proof box during an Earthquake
 
Success! 70%
location: my butt
I fart, causing an earthquake inside of my butt.
 
Failure: 66%
its too fat :(
On Coruscant.
I Trap it in the same box and make the republic Bunship burn it with its flares (its not fire proof)
 
Failure: 67%
It uses Thunderbolt to break out of the box
Location: Goldenrod City
Uberchu DJs on the radio for 48 hours straight, and collapses from being overworked with little pay :P
 
Success! However, uberchu isn't that sad because it gets to listen to Goldenrod's pwnsome music.
Uberchu:66%

That flying house from Alice in Wonderland falls on Uberchu.
 
Failure! Uberchu Volt Tackles right through it.
Uberchu:67%

I punch it in the face with brass knuckles.
 
its too fat :( 67%
My house
I make it go on a diet, then I make my Charizard that swallowed Electric-Proof boxes eat it.
 
.....I really don't need to explain your dumb mistake

Location: Lat Lon 0°,0°

I knock Pikachu in the head with my life saver while it is drowning.
 
Hawke of Black Hole steps through from an alternate universe, where he got Uberchu instead. Uberchu combines Volt Tackle with Hawke's SCOP Blck Storm. First Uberchu is vaporized.
 
*doiiiiink* *eye pops*
*"* *"*
srsly, dude..
Umm, Skip me?
 
Location: My house.

I tie ballons from the party I just had (it's plausible) to me so his thunder attacks do not effect me and go to the kitchen, get a knife, and chop off his arms and feet so he dies from blood loss.

Yes, I am editing a post from almost a year ago. If anyone ever, ever notices this, please tell me in a VM or a PM. ;)
 
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Location: My house.

I tie ballons from the party I just had (it's plausible) to me so his thunder attacks do not effect me and go to the kitchen, get a knife, and chop off his arms and feet so he dies from blood loss.

failed
but uberchu spits in your face making you fatily ill

location: train station

i pull out some handy cotton wool and tie uberchu to the tracks

wa ha ha
 
success. health = 64%.
the train comes, and it has so many people on it that the weight forces it down so hard...

location: aeroplane. the luggage has been loaded onto the aeroplane with lots of hard boxes with people's belongings in them, guess who was caught up in one of those boxes...
uberchu cannot escape the box. because of several plastic tape layers that can not be torn without scissors. this box is electric proof, oh and it's made out of leather. not scratchable.
and guess what, in the middle of the flight... CRASH!
 
Failed. Uberchu bites a hole in it and bites your finger. Ouch!

My attempt: Location: Airplane still... >.>

With it stuck on I, Scream's finger, I take a security guard's tazer and zap it where its tail once was. Then I toss him out the plane. Stupid uber!
 
success! 63%.

uberchu has a very tough landing and temporarily loses its ability to use electricity.

location: zoo - lion cage.
after falling from the plane and landing stiffly, the landing happened to be in a cage with four, hungy, fatigued, agressive lions. pikachu woke these lions from their nap, and they don't take it so well. pikachu cannot attack, due to falling so hard and losing its ability to do anything.
 
sucess! %62.

place: on a laptop

i plan to throw Ash at it.
 
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