Becareful what you wish for...

[charizard_maa]

Granted: He ends up wanting to kill all life.

Wishes for a rain.

 

[Dragon-Chan]

Granted, but it floods the whole country.

I wish I had a reaal, friendlly, immune and incincible dragon that is always good and can never die in any way! ^^

 

[Lily]

Granted, but the lack of death and possibilities in its unlimited span of life drove it insane and its original benevolent nature warped into a hideously distorted personality which enabled it to finally pry free of the wish's boundary and die a gruesome death some 7839573 years later.

I wish for a caring, LOVING Roy Mustang. :3

 

[charizard_maa]

Granted: He is now so loving that he ingores you like you weren't even there.

WIshes for the worlds greatest sandwich.

 

[igtica]

Granted, but its so great it has something that everyone likes in it..unfortunatly you don't appreciate the spinach and peanut butter mixture half way through :p

I wish that I could be a great manga-ka

 

[Smarties-chan]

Granted, but a week later you will be ambushed by a bunch of bandits and die a slow, painful death.

I wish, I wish I was a fish =D

 

[igtica]

Oww....silly bandits!..anyways..GRANTED! but you get caught whilst swimming along one day. They take you home, cook you, and eat you.

I wish that the bandits hadn't attacked me after getting my manga-ka wish granted :p

 

[Smarties-chan]

Granted, but a huge flying Dunsparce will come along and swallow you

I wish I knew what I was talking about

 

[charizard_maa]

Granted: NOw you are so smart that you started banging your jead against the wall.

WIshes for 10 million dollars in mexican money.

 

[~Archer~]

Granted, but the police arrest you for owning counterfeit money.

I wish that a miracle will come out of the sky.

 

[Psychopathic Canine]

Granted:But it a evil, diabolical miracle created by the devil to turn earth into a never ending torture abyss which will burn all humans for all eternity and the pain never ceases(I AM EVIL!!!)
I wish.....dogs took over the world for all eternity.....And I was their only loyal human servant! (Don't try to say all mankind getting wiped out as a response....That doesn't matter to me!)

 

[Alter Ego]

Granted, but after about a week or so the dogs will decide to have you shot out of suspicion that you've got rabies. xP

I wish that our stupid importers would finally choose to get the pokémon manga over here. <.<

 

[~Archer~]

Granted, but those stupid importers sold them so that they could have taco's for lunch.

I wish that cats are smart enough to win a game of chess.

 

[Alter Ego]

Granted, but thet shall become intelligent enough to enslave humans and have the ones they aren't too fond of ground into cat food. And guess what, you're first in line for that. =P

I wish the person who invented internal assessments to die a very painful and immediate death right now.

 

[~Archer~]

Granted, But he wished that you would die a very painful and immediate death too, so bye bye.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Alter Ego]

Granted, but that is also what you shall become. PH33R my vengeance from beyond the grave! >D

I wish that I wouldn't have to suffer a penalty for wishing.

 

[~Archer~]

Granted, but it didn't work and everyone is laughing at you.

I wish that i would wish that i would wish that i would stop wishing to wish.

 

[Smarties-chan]

Granted, but the next time you wish something you need to wish that you could wish for wishing to wish.

I wish I wouldn't confuzzle myself D=

 

[Karasuma]

Wish granted, just don't use the smilie "-_-" otherwise your confuzzle more =D

I wish to meet Eminem

 

[Psychopathic Canine]

Granted:But he getsh shot jusht ash u meet him leaving u emotionaly shcarred and u are admitted to a mental hoshpital were u go completly inshane (If itsh posshible... inshaner than me MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) (For shane language take away the h'sh in everything that shaysh sh!!!XD!)
EDIT:Oppsh...forgot a wish.....I wish that I could do backflipsh......and dogsh could do 10 backflipsh in one jump!