Botster - Chat bot with artificial intelligence

Botster will be down untill tomorrow evening due to a server move. This move will however allow Botster to spell check inputs before he learns them. Botsters grammar will also be fixed (you're) and on top of this, no spam will be let through like '00000' or 'hsdgfj'. Hope it's worth the wait!
 
umm
YOU: you smell of fish
BOT: Lest have sex.
:s. lol its fun though
 
twocows said:
Once 4chan gets ahold of it, it's finished.
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I've already taught it "This bot is bad and you should feel bad". It may also have picked up a few of my less tasteful words. I think I might go for some "u mad" next.

This is pretty awful. All it does is repeat things that it has heard from other people. It will never form a coherent conversation. In the odd chance that more than one person has the exact same conversation it seems to pick those phrases more (which lead me into an infinite loop of the above comment).

EDIT: Urgh, I'm trying to teach it to answer "you know who sucks" as "/b/" and "you know who else sucks" as "/v/" but it just won't listen to reason!

YOU: you know who sucks?
BOT: You know who sucks.
YOU: /b/
BOT: Correct.
YOU: you know who sucks.
BOT: You know who sucks.
YOU: /v/
BOT: You know who sucks.
YOU: /v/
BOT: You know who sucks.
YOU: /b/
BOT: Correct.
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YOU: What is up home dizzle?
BOT: ******
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So it shouts offences at chavs?
Cool, really realistic. :cheeky:
 
YOU: Did it hurt?
BOT: Sex.
YOU: Uhm..
BOT:_____ Dragon Candy
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D: Perverted little robot. D: It's motherboard ought to wash it's mouth out[/badjoke]
 
BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
YOU: males like?
BOT: Carrot top.
YOU: females like?
BOT: Vagina.
YOU: fwtf?
BOT: That is a lie.
YOU: lolnubraped
BOT: Females like.
YOU: no caik for you
BOT: Fwtf.
YOU: are you copying me?
BOT: Males like.
YOU: ............ughh seriously wth
BOT: No caik for you.
YOU: I know what you'll say, and I can already say: NO
BOT: Ughh seriously wth.
YOU: .......................................................................................STOP WHINING
BOT: Why yes yes it does.
YOU: STOP IT
BOT: Asl.
YOU: I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE
BOT: Stop whining.
YOU: O RLY?
BOT: Lolnubraped.
YOU: no, not rly.
BOT: Stop it.
YOU: rly?
BOT: No caik for you.
YOU: You're way inferior to GLaDOS
BOT: Do you have a vagina/.
YOU: Yeah I have a vagina and i mean all males want to go on me! I have soft boobs too.
BOT: Are you copying me.
YOU: Not srsly.
BOT: Not srsly.
YOU: I'mma report you.
BOT: O rly.
YOU: Ya rly
BOT: Rly.
YOU: R U SRS?
BOT: Asl.
YOU: Copyright @ LOLOLOL
BOT: R u srs.
YOU: YES
BOT: So what size is your sausage.
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I sent random things. Honestly this thing is ughh seriously wtf thing lol.
 
AaronOnPokemon said:
Did you read about it. It learns from you, the user. Keep talking to it and you will find it is a very funny talk you can get out of him.
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Uh, yeah, I did read it. And it's not learning a thing from what I can tell, having tried using it for a while now.

For a start, I can't teach it anything without a punishment and reward system. Otherwise it's just parroting.
 
BOT: The more you talk, the more I learn!
You: You're creepy.
Bot: From what?
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And so ends my conversation with the bot.
 
People have taught it such pathetic things. It thinks I'm gay because I was depressed? ;\
 
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