Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris

[Corvus of the Black Night]

NOTE: This isn't the forum game, this is who you think would win in a battle.

Who do you think would win in a battle? I think that Bruce Lee would win - I mean, come on. Chuck Norris is such a wannabe.

edit: DAMN FORGOT THE POLL DAMN DAMN DAMN

 

[poopnoodle]

Bruce Lee, obv. Go watch Enter the Dragon, anyone who thinks otherwise.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Dragon vs. Musclehead. Isn't it obvious? Bruce lee will always win.

 

[Master Terrador]

The Dragon vs. The Texas Ranger eh, Bruce Lee indefinably, that is all, Imagine a dragon engulfing chuck in flames and that is what would happen, only more painful. :3

 

[gummybarz]

Bruce lee, have you seen that guy?

 

[Conan Edogawa]

To stir up conversation, Chuck Norris. He doesn't have any advantages other than being Chuck Norris but I believe.

 

[Mario The World Champion]

I would have to go with Bruce Lee, but part of me wants to go with Chuck just because Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[Jeremy]

Um sweetie, it's gotta be Bruce Lee. End of discussion.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Bruce Lee is a Dragon who eventually became the teacher of the Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris. Um, Bruce would win, no doubt.

 

[Rucario]

Chuck Norris.... There's no other winner. "Chuck Norris' smile revives a puppy." "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg." "Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you." "Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song"

 

[Charizard★]

Bruce Lee. No question. No fight.

 

[*Meowth V.2*]

Bruce Lee would win that fight.

 

[s0nido]

Bruce Lee would clearly and bluntly kick Chuck Norris' ass to the Moon. No, even further. Why? Because Bruce Lee is Asian. :3

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

-insert Chuck Norris meme-

Bruce Lee.

 

[Captain Hobo.]

This is hard um I have to say Brunce Lee.

 

[A Pixy]

YOU HACK YOU STOLE MY IDEA! D8<

That, and I think Bruce Lee would win.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? ]8<

 

[iLaxbe!]

Is Chuck Norris beatable? I mean, Bruce Lee can scream loud, but i never heard of anyone who defeated Mr. Norris.

 

[Nick]

1. I've added a poll to your thread, Hark!, seeing as how you are obviously rather angry with having forgotten it yourself.
2. Seeing as how this thread is regarding celebrities, however, this thread is better fit to belong in Other Entertainment, so that's where it's going to go.

 

[Edelweiss]

Chuck Norris. I don't know about Bruce Lee's fighting records, so...

 

[dc_united]

Bruce Lee. If he beat Chuck once, he could do it again. The only way Chuck is going to win is if he gets Kimbo Slice on his side