...But I Escaped Because.......

[Zero Seven]

But I escaped by convincing a flock of wild geese to give me a lift. They weren't too happy about it, but I bribed them with the promise of free breadcrumbs! ( ^ิ艸^ิﾟ)

The next person is surrounded by hyperactive squirrels armed with tiny acorn catapults!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I lept onto a passing Woodpecker and flew off!

The next poster is captured by Orcs and about to be turned into bacon and fed to Sauron.

 

[ChrysalisM]

But I escaped because I changed my name to Frodo Baggins, and Tolkien spared me!

The next poster has had their dna altered to turn them into a living bioorganic timebomb!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

well turns out robots have no dna, who knew :P (also whoever scientist is doing this I WILL FIND YOU)

the next user is trapped in their phone!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by emailing myself to my computer....

The next user is riding around in the underworld on a unicorn!

 

[PoryKid575]

...But I escaped by riding it out of the exit! (why would I want to escape though?)

The next user is stuck in a sealed off cave, with oxygen slowing running out.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because Groudon was with me and he created an opening that led out.

Then next poster gets caught taking a bribe.

 

[Zero Seven]

I escaped by challenging my captor to a dance-off. Turns out, they got no rhythm, and I moonwalked my way to freedom while they tried to figure out the cha-cha. (ง ื▿ ื)ว

The next poster gets caught trying to smuggle a herd of rubber duckies through airport security! >___<

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I escape by saying they really need to reunite with their family!

The next user got caught in a net!

 

[ReKoil]

I escape by freezing my fur to make my hairs stand out like needles!

The next user forgot to pay for their meal and is dealing with an angry waiter!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I gave the waiter a crisp that was in the exact shape of Winston Churchill's head, which sells for billions on Ebay and would make him ridiculously rich.

The next poster is lost in time and space.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But i escape because i already am, we all are, as a matter of fact!

the next user is stuck on a really fast carosel!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by going weeeeee and spinning up into the air!

The next user fell down a garbage chute and got stuck!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because they turned on the incinerator... Wait- the incinerator...?!

The next poster ran into Sauron who was having a real bad day.

 

[Zero Seven]

I escaped by handing Sauron a pair of sunglasses, telling him that even Dark Lords need to look cool sometimes. While he was admiring his reflection, I casually strolled away.

ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

The next poster gets surrounded by a gang of disgruntled penguins armed with snowballs! >___<

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by showing them the joys of making snowmen! =D

Spoiler:

The next poster got tangled up in a lengthy cord of Christmas lights!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

but i keep it on because im stylish now hehe

the next user is stuck underwater!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I happened to be wearing scuba gear, and enjoyed watching all the underwater life swimming about me.

The next poster is in a singing competition with Voldemort and losing, badly.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by throwing a piece of cloth over myself that makes me invisible.

The next poster dropped hot cocoa on themselves!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But I escape by simply going through a car wash!

The next user only has 5 minutes to do what they want!