Picture it...
You are walking through the overgrown valley, grass everywhere and no discernible path to speak of. It is getting dark, but no stars can be seen as they are being blotted out by the looming mass of mountain before you. It is deathly silent - no other person has ever ventured out this far in a long, long time. You are sweating slightly - everywhere around you is tall grass, some clusters large enough to consume you. You feel eyes on you everywhere, fixated, watching your every move. You glance at your trusted parter - it is quivering silently, waiting for the inevitable attack. The night swallows you and the darkness becomes thick. Suddenly, a shadow looms up out of the darkness. It is racing towards you, a glint of something shiny in it's hands. You hardly have time to react. Your Pokémon rushes to your aid but it hit aside, you throw up your arms to protect yourself. This is it. This is the end.
"Hi! I'm Cameron the Photographer! You look so photogenic! How about a picture?"
There is no-one around to hear the screams...
