Caption the Picture

[Manaphy1128]

Now I went and checked all other captioning threads, and they are all dead. So I must now open one since i just want to always caption stuff. Now I may or may not give out winners, it depends if people even care. They will most likely be pictures about CLAMP manga, so be warned.
First picture:

Kurogane: What do you want, freak?
Fai:"Um...*looks at palm of hand* lesse...*looks harder* um...food?

 

[~Mithos~]

lets see.. august 15th.. yes it hasn't been a month!

okay lets see:

Kurogain (sp.?): aren't my eyes liek prittay?
Fai: umm did you seriously just ask that?
Kurogain: I was just kiding
Fai: oh okay sorry!

*note* I don't know this original thing so don't make fun of my if my thing is completely stupid.

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

Kurogane: What is it?
Fai: Um...Uhh... You're sexy.

 

[Manaphy1128]

I can't believe someone found this. Ah well. By the way, I don't know what it sayd either. I just found it on a website.

A bunch of freaks are staring at me.
Kurogane: "You mean him? *points to Fai*"
Yes, and you.
Kurogane: "Wait-what? What did you say?!"

Here's a Kuro
There's a Kuro
Kuro
Another little Kuro
Sexy Kuro
Funny Kuro
Kuro
Kuro
Dog

Fai: "......In the name of the gay! I will punish you!"
Sakura:"....LOL! You said gay!"
Syaoran: "When people first meet Fai, most form these three impressions.
That he was Scandanavian
That he was intellegent
And that he was ga-"
Fai: "I remember that one!"
Syaoran: "With wings!"
Sakura: "LOL! You said wings!"
*Everyone stares at Sakura*
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It's alittle long, isn't it? Ah well.

 

[~Mithos~]

Man on left: lets have a fight, winner gets the princess.

Man on right: sure!

*fights*

Man on right: AHA! I win, good fight!

Littler kid: Hey you forgot me *defeats man on right*

princess: I never agreed to any of this =/

(might not be isn't princess, or the right person to win i'm just captioning)