CB Blissey is racking up victories

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    I made this team because I wanted to embarrass people by sweeping them with a blissey (life Orb actually) and it would just be lol.

    So I made a BP team to pass all these lovely boosts to Blissey! Problem is I have zero=, zilch experience making BP teams so I hope I didn't mess it up too badly.

    Still the goal is for Blissey to sweep at the end to humiliate however I want. also special attacking Skarm could go over it but meh. It's nothing serious but please make the rates at least somewhat relevant as I actually am going to use this.

    Umbreon @ Leftovers
    Trait: Synchronize
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Baton Pass
    - Mean Look
    - Taunt
    - Yawn / Substitute

    Traps things so I can set up on whatever and sweep sweep sweep.

    Zapdos @ Leftovers
    Trait: Pressure
    EVs: 252 HP / 100 Def / 56 Spd / 100 SAtk
    Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
    - Baton Pass
    - Agility
    - Thunderbolt
    - Roost

    Agilty pass.

    Smeargle @ Leftovers
    Trait: Own Tempo
    EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
    - Ingrain
    - Substitute
    - Baton Pass
    - Spore

    Sub/Ingrain pass to prevent PHazing.

    Blissey @ Life Orb
    Trait: Serene Grace
    EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Return
    - Softboiled
    - Earthquake
    - Flamethrower

    Swept!

    Celebi @ Leftovers
    Trait: Natural Cure
    EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spd
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Swords Dance
    - Baton Pass
    - Substitute
    - Recover

    SD passer.

    Mr. Mime @ Leftovers
    Trait: Soundproof
    EVs: 252 HP / 120 Spd / 136 SDef
    Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Baton Pass
    - Energy Ball
    - Psychic

    Blocks roar and beats common hazers. Passes CM to power Blissey's spew fire out of its mouth attack.
     
    I made this team because I wanted to embarrass people by sweeping them with a blissey (life Orb actually) and it would just be lol.

    So I made a BP team to pass all these lovely boosts to Blissey! Problem is I have zero=, zilch experience making BP teams so I hope I didn't mess it up too badly.

    Still the goal is for Blissey to sweep at the end to humiliate however I want. also special attacking Skarm could go over it but meh. It's nothing serious but please make the rates at least somewhat relevant as I actually am going to use this.

    Umbreon @ Leftovers
    Trait: Synchronize
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Baton Pass
    - Mean Look
    - Taunt
    - Yawn / Substitute

    Traps things so I can set up on whatever and sweep sweep sweep.

    No problem here, doesn't get OHKO'd by anything that I'm aware of, except maybe a CSpecs Gardy with FB (lol), or No Guard Machamp with Dynamic Punch.

    Zapdos @ Leftovers
    Trait: Pressure
    EVs: 252 HP / 100 Def / 56 Spd / 100 SAtk
    Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
    - Baton Pass
    - Agility
    - Thunderbolt
    - Roost

    Agilty pass.

    kk

    Smeargle @ Leftovers
    Trait: Own Tempo
    EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
    - Ingrain
    - Substitute
    - Baton Pass
    - Spore

    Sub/Ingrain pass to prevent PHazing.

    kK.

    Blissey @ Life Orb
    Trait: Serene Grace
    EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spd
    Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
    - Return
    - Softboiled
    - Earthquake
    - Flamethrower

    Swept!

    OMFG nice xD

    Celebi @ Leftovers
    Trait: Natural Cure
    EVs: 252 HP / 200 Def / 56 Spd
    Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
    - Swords Dance
    - Baton Pass
    - Substitute
    - Recover

    SD passer.

    KK

    Mr. Mime @ Leftovers
    Trait: Soundproof
    EVs: 252 HP / 120 Spd / 136 SDef
    Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
    - Calm Mind
    - Baton Pass
    - Energy Ball
    - Psychic

    Blocks roar and beats common hazers. Passes CM to power Blissey's spew fire out of its mouth attack.

    KK

    There isn't really much to say about this team since BPsers are few and far between, just set up and hope to god the opponent doesn't have Haze.
     
    Well it's a BP team, which basically make a pass to one pokemon who receives all the boosts and sweeps everything. I decided my recipiant should give me infinant style points ^_^

    Also no one carries hazers and Weezing/Vappy aren't going to like Mr. Mime too much, who can set up on them and kill them easily. The only good/common hazer is Weezing who just gets crushed by Zappy/Mime which is nice.

    Also smeargle can sleep hazers and with a mean look pass lol @ sleep clause :P

    then again I'm not too familiar with how to run a BP chain/team but if I pull it off I believe each win should count as 10 wins for style points, and this team has far more style points than any team on this board as of now ^_^ then again it's probably the worst team on this board too but it's kind of a joke so meh :P

    I love these gimmick teams, especially when they actually work. Seriously how humiliating would it be to get swpt by blissey? BTW after an agility pass it outpseeds adamant scarfcross lol
     
    This is gonna be more embarassing than the time I was swept by that Choice Band Wigglytuff. How the hell was I supposed to know that Trick Room+3 Swords Dance+Focus Puch=massacre?
     
    This is gonna be more embarassing than the time I was swept by that Choice Band Wigglytuff. How the hell was I supposed to know that Trick Room+3 Swords Dance+Focus Puch=massacre?

    :0

    See but I can even top that embarrassment which is what makes this team so much fun ^_^ also beats skarmbliss n00bs who think that they alone wall the metagame when in reality they don't. Also I OHKO Garchomp with Return ^_^

    Really even if I lose 100 games and win 1 with this team it'll be worth it lol. Once I get my first win with this team I'll post the log because it will be so lol it'll show up on youtube and comedy central :P

    It's like sweepign a team with Shuckle lol.

    I just got a brilliant idea........!!
     
    Power Trick Shuckle sweeps teams... :P

    ~T_S

    Um that set is a gimmick and stupid. Blissey racks up way more style points because power trick shuckle has worked in the past (even though it kinda sucks lol) while...who has ever heard of BLISSEY sweeping teams?

    You see this team has more style than yours ^_^ Of course it would probably lose to yours but who cares? Style >>>>>>>> Power. at least in this case. But it's 3 in the morning on the east coast so I better get to bed >.>
     
    Why no Special Attack on Celebi with 2 STAB Moves? :P What it if it has to defend for itself?

    Go 4 HP > 4 DEF on Smeargle because of SUB and the fact that it really doesn't need defense. Lol.

    Everything else is fine to me it looks.
     
    Hot team lol
    very funny to play, however, you can do this with any other pokemon who lacks certain stats and boosts others.
     
    Just make Blissey purely special and give it 252 sp.atk EV's. She learns good moves like Focus Blast.

    I don't like Umbreon that much in this team, rather use a Swords Dance Scizor for hitting on the physical side too.
     
    Where is the Iron Defense/Barrier Gorebyss?

    Bliss needs to be able to take some physical hits too or else this will fail.
     
    Floatzel@leftovers
    40 HP / 252 DEF / 216 SPEED
    Jolly Nature
    - Waterfall
    - Bulk Up
    - Baton Pass
    - Taunt


    LOL, id suggest this in here somewhere, taunts Hazers,PHazers and passes defense and attack.After a Bulk Up, Floatzel will have 369 Attack and 313 Defense to go with its 321 HP and 352 Speed =p

    Wheres EspyJump aswell if you fear weezing ?
     
    Adamant on your bliss doesn't work. Not to mention no spatt evs. Take off all of the speed and use it for def and maybe spatt. And half of your team is weak to fighting dusknoir can help.
     
    Adamant on your bliss doesn't work. Not to mention no spatt evs. Take off all of the speed and use it for def and maybe spatt. And half of your team is weak to fighting dusknoir can help.

    Im not completely sure you get irony of the team :) At the end of the day they got beaten by a physical blissey. Besides, Mime's CM pass makes up for the SpAtt EVs

    This team needs ninjask, speed+attack boosts in one nice package
     
    I actually ran my Blissey with Flamethrower for a while back, because I got annoyed with my complete lack of a Fire move (for the record, I have a tendency to loath Fire type Pokemon), and I surprised the hell out of a Metagross that thought it would be able to pull a Meteor Mash on me. But besides that, I've found Ice Beam to be a lot more reliable.
     
    this is just a suggsetion. how about ninjask? well that way you have one extra room for anything imo.
     
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