bobandbill
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Name/character pending! Open to other suggestions, as well as specific article ideas for this (especially gen-1 themed ideas rn - maybe say complaining about the rby re-release?)
This is an article series pitch. Bunch of silly, ranty articles. Each is written from the POV of a character in the 'old angry man, "back in my day"' style rant. There's a few examples r I wrote elsewhere (example among others linked below that one) based on the tutorial guy in RBY in Viridian (who I called Coffee Guy because you meet him passed out due to a "lack of coffee"...sure). Article examples there included ranting about game remakes (so some meta entries) and why there's too many Poke Balls according to the character.
Example cover image if I do use the same character:
![[PokeCommunity.com] Coffee Guy Rants](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XHcNA-CSTzE/VJoce_g-HbI/AAAAAAAALvM/G4nHnabb_Wk/s1600/34.png "[PokeCommunity.com] Coffee Guy Rants")
I think if I ported/wrote more of those articles, I wouldn't use capslock in the article (maybe just bigger font size?). This is also different from the conspiracy theory set of articles - he'll just complain about things. rather than present theories.
This is an article series pitch. Bunch of silly, ranty articles. Each is written from the POV of a character in the 'old angry man, "back in my day"' style rant. There's a few examples r I wrote elsewhere (example among others linked below that one) based on the tutorial guy in RBY in Viridian (who I called Coffee Guy because you meet him passed out due to a "lack of coffee"...sure). Article examples there included ranting about game remakes (so some meta entries) and why there's too many Poke Balls according to the character.
Example cover image if I do use the same character:
I think if I ported/wrote more of those articles, I wouldn't use capslock in the article (maybe just bigger font size?). This is also different from the conspiracy theory set of articles - he'll just complain about things. rather than present theories.