Combustive Emo Team

[Waker of Chaos]

Given my streak of depression that seems to be fading now, I decided to build a team based on what you all think is what "emo" is, even though it isn't.

***"image removed" @ Choice Band; Levitate
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

"image removed" @ Choice Band; Sticky Hold
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

"image removed" @ Choice Band; Synchronize
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

"image removed" @ Choice Band; Sturdy
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

"image removed" @ Choice Band; Own Tempo
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

"image removed" @ Choice Band; Clear Body
Adamant; 255 Attack and 255 Speed
Explosion

...What? Look at the title again. Now, exactly what were you expecting?

The idea with this team is to go out in an Explosion of suicidal awesomeness! You'll always lose, but who cares?! At least your opponent loved the fireworks!

 

[El Gofre]

LOl this mite get blocked but you should put a few with self-destruct on there to show they can only trust themselves lol. I find this amusing because i often get called an emo and people presume all i do is self-harm and the like :)

 

[Waker of Chaos]

haha, that truly is awesoem! xDD

Yes! Indeed it is! FEAR MY ALMIGHTY EXPLOSIVE POWAH!!

Oh, wait, you have Gengar. LOLZ BIG BOOMZ!!

Yes! Fear my Explosions! XDDDD

 

[PhoenixFlare]

I believe you could actually win with this if its for double battle and you scarf all your pokemon and throw in Gengar and high defense pokemon.

 

[El Gofre]

Yeah just hope for no ghosts :O take gengar+curse for antighosts, its even got self harm involved!

 

[shedinjask]

Needs more Staraptor.

Also putting a poll asking if something is funny automatically decreases its funniness.

 

[Waker of Chaos]

I believe you could actually win with this if its for double battle and you scarf all your pokemon and throw in Gengar and high defense pokemon.

I'm using Choice Bands for a reason.

Yeah just hope for no ghosts :O take gengar+curse for antighosts, its even got self harm involved!

Dusknoir @ Leftovers; Pressure
Adamant; 252 Attack, 176 Special Defense, 80 Defense
Curse
Mean Look
Explosion
Shadow Ball

How about that? XD

Needs more Staraptor.

Also putting a poll asking if something is funny automatically decreases its funniness.

Staraptor can't learn Explosion, so no.

So far, you're the only one with that opinion, but meh. I find it funny. :P

 

[El Gofre]

:O you gotta include staraptor the emo pigeon! Its fringe is huge!!!!

 

[shedinjask]

Umbreon @ Blue Scarf
Lonely
Curse
Torment
Frustration
Cut

Use it.

 

[Waker of Chaos]

:O you gotta include staraptor the emo pigeon! Its fringe is huge!!!!

Staraptor has no way to go emo. No Explosion, no Curse, no Selfdestruct, and no Momento.

Umbreon @ Blue Scarf
Lonely
Curse
Torment
Frustration
Cut

Use it.

No, no, no... The idea is SELF-harm. This does not fit. Very good attempt, but as Umbreon is not a Ghost, it doesn't fit. Besides, there's no boom.

 

[Anti]

So why are you wasting our time with this pointless thread? (Yes, it is pointless if there's no chance of winning, especially with one uber and the fact that gengar is so common.)

Besides, anything that can make a fast sub (Raikou, Jolteon) or even slow subpassers like Vappy will simply laugh. Not to mention that Skarmory can take these hits and roost them off, and subskarm is even tougher to deal with.

So this team is walled by half the metagame, or OHKOed before they can BOOM.

I don't mind theme teams, but they actually have to function decently :/

 

[Kittyipawd]

may i suggest bronzong fufufufu..........

 

[luke]

So you all can stop reporting this thread, this is a perfectly legit team. It breaks no rules despite the fact it won't work. It's fun little theme team. Thanks. As long as the posts stay on topic of course.

 

[Waker of Chaos]

So you all can stop reporting this thread, this is a perfectly legit team. It breaks no rules despite the fact it won't work. It's fun little theme team. Thanks. As long as the posts stay on topic of course.

Thank you! ^^

may i suggest bronzong fufufufu..........

Bronzong's Attack is crap, so as much as I'd like to have a 7th Pokémon, the game won't let me.

So why are you wasting our time with this pointless thread? (Yes, it is pointless if there's no chance of winning, especially with one uber and the fact that gengar is so common.)

Besides, anything that can make a fast sub (Raikou, Jolteon) or even slow subpassers like Vappy will simply laugh. Not to mention that Skarmory can take these hits and roost them off, and subskarm is even tougher to deal with.

So this team is walled by half the metagame, or OHKOed before they can BOOM.

I don't mind theme teams, but they actually have to function decently :/

If you think it's a waste of time, don't post at all. We're already talking in PM, and I don't need this attitude here. I never said it was a serious team, and you're basically demonstrating that you have no sense of humor whatsoever. This is extremely bad.

So, anyone want to post something I can use? Or should this team stay as it is? Those are the 6 highest-Attack Pokémon that can legally learn Explosion, you see.

 

[ABYAY]

No, you need Lickilicky... it's emo because it's so fat, AND it gets STAB explosion with Choice Band. Also, don't forget the all-mighty METAGROSS!

I must lol at this; great job.

 

[luke]

If this team was meant as a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously, I will have to close it...

I have seen Explosion themed teams before people. And they do work. However, no Explosion team is complete without Lickilicky.

 

[Waker of Chaos]

No, you need Lickilicky... it's emo because it's so fat, AND it gets STAB explosion with Choice Band.

I must lol at this; great job.

Thanks! XD

I don't think I'll use Lickilicky, since it has an Attack of only 85. The weakest Pokémon currently on the team is Shiftry, with an Attack of 100 and 80 Speed. Lickilicky can't beat that.

If this team was meant as a joke and is not meant to be taken seriously, I will have to close it...

I have seen Explosion themed teams before people. And they do work. However, no Explosion team is complete without Lickilicky.

Can you at least move it to a Hall of Fame or something?

 

[luke]

Lickilicky gets STAB on Explosion, making it more powerful than the others.

 

[Waker of Chaos]

Lickilicky gets STAB on Explosion, making it more powerful than the others.

Okay, I can use it instead of Shiftry, then.

 

[ABYAY]

I edited an above post, but there's something you're forgetting. I didn't see Metagross in that set, and 135 Base Attack is no joke. lol pretty much 1-shots all but those physical walls.