Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[mockingod]

Granted, the next generation stars magikarp eating a berry for the entire series

I wish pokemon Mystery Dungeon RRT was much less boring

 

[alymaru]

granted but all the other games are boring now

I wish that Ash was gay

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but he likes you

i wish i had more pokeplushies

 

[Shadow Umbreon Xd 002]

Granted, but they're all Ash.


I wish Heatrgold and Soulsilver are out.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but theyre in egyptian

i wish jirachi would give me an uncourrupted cookie

 

[Lady Gaga]

granted, but it crumbles when you touch it

i wish TK wouldnt kill me! HELP!

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, he just maims you and puts you in a coma. sorry, but you brought it on yourself. im scared of him too.... you may have condemmed me too ya know! i frustrate him constantly with short, sweet, and cryptic riddles!

I wish tk would just kill iDawg and let me slide

 

[Lady Gaga]

granted, but then a giant groudon plushie falls on you...sorry!

hey, i might have brought it on myself, but it was a mistake and acciednt. i didnt know he reserved it, if i had known, i woudl have not poseted. I thought the TK killing me thing was a joke. and it is inpossible to kill me even now on the internet, but ji just hope my reputation isnt ruined! D=

anyways, i wish thats posting in the trivia section added to your post count/

 

[mockingod]

Granted but posting anywhere else doesnt add to ur post count

I wish you could clone pokemon in all games

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but the clones cant learn any moves

i wish beldum werent so annoying

 

[mockingod]

Granted now all other pokemon are annoying and you!

I wish pokemon put more thought in to their pokemon's like Magneton is 3 of magnemite stuck together and Dugtrio is 3 of digglet

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but now pokemon all are different shaped and colored blobs

i wish there were more legendaries to put in my pokeorigin story

 

[chaos11011]

Granted,but your fans hate the Legendaries

i wish i had Alakazams Spoons :3

 

[SilverStilletto]

cept i dont have any fans cause i never published it
granted, but they bend too easily

i wish i were brave enough to publish my pokeorigin story

 

[Michael4182]

granted, but no one reads it

I wish that Misty was back

 

[mockingod]

Granted but it gets deleted

I wish Repels lasted for 900 steps

 

[mockingod]

Granted but it gets deleted

I wish Repels lasted for 900 steps

 

[シルバー]

Wish granted but the repel doesn't repel dungmonstaarrrss.

I wish Silver was a real person that I could live with < 3

 

[Michael4182]

granted but he makes fun of you and physically abuses you everyday

I wish that I could ride on a rayquaza

 

[シルバー]

Silver's a boy xD;

Wish granted but Rayquaza eats you.

I wish Diamond would stuff Pearl in a tree.