Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Prince_of_Light]

You get missingno and a game crash!

I wish for Slaking not to have Truant as its ability.

 

[Cyndaquasher]

Granted, but now it has klutz!

I wish I could afford to buy platinum.

 

[Cerebelli]

Granted - you can buy 1 nanogram of platinum. Good luck trying to make use of it.

I wish the anime would have a more original plot.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's all about Ash's Muk.
I wish I had a Buizel.

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Granted, but it has 0 for each IV. =D

I wish I had real pokemon.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. They run away from you.

I wish hacking Firered wasn't so tedious.

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Granted. You can't make anything cool because it's so simplistic.

I wish Gary was dead.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. That NPC that talks about the rock that Steven Stone gave him in Mossdeep City is named Gary. His funeral is being arranged as I speak.

I wish for the Pokémon world to have some non-Pokémon related sports, like football.

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but the Pokemon becomes the football players,and you become the football.
I wish Ash never existed.

 

[Meepman]

Granted, but it's all about Ash's Muk.

Sounds like a good show to me!

granted he's been replaced by satoshi

I wish pokemon games had more than one save file.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. They weren't programmed very well, though, and it corrupts the data of one file when you open up another.

I wish that I was good at competitive battling.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you are taken away by the gov't. to learn you skills.
I wish I had a Glameow.

 

[Toxicroak]

Granted, but it evolves into a Purugly

i wish catch rates were higher

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. The catch rates of Magikarp and Unown just rose by 0.01.

I wish that I had my Secret ID.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's glitched.
I wish I had a Spoink.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but it only knows splash
i wish i had infinity masterballs

 

[Prince_of_Light]

Granted but they always miss! Like in the safari zone from gen 1.

I wish eggs wouldn't take forever to hatch.

 

[Toxicroak]

Granted, but they are now bad eggs

I wish this wish is incorruptible. (HA corrupt that.)

 

[Polizard]

Currupted it because im a wizard i can do anything

I wish i was a wizard (lol) i cant Really think of anything

 

[Toxicroak]

Granted, but the only spells you can do is to turn random things into lv 1 magikarps with carp ivs

i wish bronzong had a cooler sprite