Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[mockingod]

Granted, but then ash dies O.o

I wish we could keep 20 pokemon in our party

 

[SilverStilletto]

yay! does that mean red can be the main character?

granted, but all but six of 'em can only be eggs, wurmple, or magicarp.

i wish gary would challenge the viridian city gym only to find his (cousin, perhaps?) green running the place

 

[mockingod]

dont you meen all 20?

Granted, but Gary falls down a cliff and dies.

I wish All of the Gym leaders pokemon were lvl 1

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but they are also uber.

i wish i could i could see the look on ash's face if he stumbled onto cerise island during the whole yellow arc climax mess

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but ash brings a wish-proof mask

I wish ash would tell brock to stop traveling with them

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but dawn leaves ash for brock and ash is cut out of the story completely because it now focuses on brock who is trying to find the perfect girl, perfect riceball, and a new apron.

i wish ash wasnt an idiot

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but now everyone in the world is an idiot exept for ash

I wish ash would catch more pokemon

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted. theyre all bug types.

i wish the person above me were an electrike

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but now he's a Rayquaza lvl 99999999999999999 and comes to kill u
I wish Magikarp wasn't an EPIC FAIL

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but now gyarados is.

i wish that the anime actuall had GOOD episodes like it did in the first season

 

[mockingod]

Granted, but now all of the episodes got deleted and theres no more copies in the internet
I wish the pokemon sprites looked better

 

[alymaru]

granted but there all in black and white

i wish Misty came back

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but she is now a DARK type trainer and is possessed by a ghastly

i wish i could hear lapras sing

 

[alymaru]

granted but you became deaf

I wish my picachu would die

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but it uses destiny bond on you (how it knows it, i dunno)

i wish i had a celebi just so i could go to a happy time whenever it got corrupted

 

[mockingod]

Granted but celebi dies

I wish I could think of a wish

 

[alymaru]

granted but then you forgot it

I wish i could live forever

 

[mockingod]

granted but then the police find out and scientists acut you open and do an atopsy and then they mustve cut open your heart cause you are dead. FAIL
I wish I could breath underwater

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but now you cant breathe air.

i wish mocking would turn into a skymin plushie

 

[mockingod]

granted but hes so big and heavy he squashes you flat
I wish phycic type was super effective against dark ghost type