Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Sonikku]

Granted but it only plays super prinsess peach
I wish 4 a chilly dog

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but the Food Poisoning Fairy poisons it and you die. :(

I wish Earthbound had more connections to Pokemon.

 

[Sonikku]

Granted but you are now permenanty a bidoof

I wish 4 a non food poisened chilly dog

 

[Latiace]

Granted. Sonic ate it.

I wish Flint will finally appear in the anime. NAO!!! (He only got mentioned by Lucian and Officer Jenny and he won't even bother to make even a cameo appearance. XD)

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but he's only there for about 1 episode.

I wish people would stop thinking that in RBY, Mew is under the truck.

 

[Latiace]

Granted. Mew gets ran over by the truck. :'(

I wish Soul will be replaced by Kris. (Die Soul, DIIIEEEE!!!!) XD

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but Kris becomes extremely ugly, NOOO

I wish all legendaries had genders.

 

[Latiace]

Granted. Kris catches them all.

I wish Game Freak made Diamond/Pearl/Platinum for GBA!

 

[Sonikku]

Granted but they are all now at 1 and no moves cannot be taught HMs and the exp for them to grow is 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


I wish 4 world peace

 

[Latiace]

Granted. You eat a perfectly normal chilly dog and die.

I wish I had more candy corn.

 

[Sonikku]

Granted but that was the candy corn Shadow farted on you eat and die

I WISH FOR A CHILLY DOG THAT I CAN EAT AND NOT DIE AFTER EATING

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but you get hyper and then you explode. (explode =/= die)

I wish starters had a 50/50 gender chance.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but they ate all the chilly dogs.

I wish I had a Cubone!

 

[Code]

Granted, but he get's you depressed because he misses his momma.

I wish I had better things to wish for...

 

[Latiace]

Granted but you make the mistake of buying a chocolate donut and you die because it cost $12000000000000000000000000! XD

I wish I had some cookies!

 

[Code]

Granted, but I poison them and you die because I wanted to get back at you for killing me for an absurd reason. XD
I wish I had better pokemon...

 

[Latiace]

Granted but you make the mistake of buying a piece of toast that costs way more than the donut. XD

I wish Green would stop poisoning my cookies.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Blue does instead :P

I wish that Feebas were easier to catch and that Magikarp were harder to catch.

 

[NatureKeeper]

Evolution stats changed into Magikarps --> Milotic. Feebas-->Gyarados.

I wish that me and Dialga are friends.

 

[Latiace]

Granted but Dialga stepped on Prof. Birch by accident. (And then you! *Evil laugh*)

I wish I had a giant-size Mudkip plushie! (In my dreams. :P)