Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but now Pikachu is a legendary.
I wish to own an Abra.

 

[kh123]

Granted but for some reason the only move he learns is splash and tms/hms dont work

I wish nintendo makes more games a lot faster

 

[Sophie]

They are a lot faster, but now you can read the words they're so quick!

I wish that the games are longer.

 

[Shedinja8]

Granted. But now they take long to finish then you can live!
I wish arbok never existed.

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. It's now replaced with a pokemon called kobrA.

I wish that Super Glitch wouldn't screw up your game.

 

[kreechurkid]

Granted, but now it messes up your DS.

I wish that gligar could learn Fly.

 

[Meepman]

Granted but teaching it to him makes him forget his other moves.

I wish my ds was fixed.

 

[Goron]

Granted but YOU break.

I wish i had a Pikachu shaped Scrambled Egg

 

[kreechurkid]

Granted, but it's too salty and gives you a heart attack due to too much sodium in your bloodstream o_O

I wish that they would finally release the next handheld Nintendo system so a Pokemon Generation VI would start.

 

[Goron]

^ lol @ Grant

Anyway. - Cracks Fingers in Delight -

The next hand-held comes out but due to a shipping error the truck driving them explodes. They all fly out and land at everyone's doorstep except yours. You look out wondering why and realize yours was coming but by the time you realize it.. It hits you in the head and knocks you out cold. While knocked out your unconscious body rolls down a hill and into the freeway and BAM. You get run over by a 18 wheeler, It hits you with such strength it knocks you into a Volcano and you melt.

I wish i had a pikachu that granted my wishes without Consequences.

 

[kreechurkid]

DENIED (just kidding.) Granted, but the pikachu actually has the move Wish, so when it wishes, it gains HP. >_>

I wish I had a pet Yanma.

 

[Goron]

Granted but his face looks just like the on in your avatar.

I wish Pikachu would make the beast with thirty backs with Buneary

 

[Latiace]

Granted but your friends turn into Bidoofs and you are now the only Charizard/Lucario in the world.

I wish Purity Forest had less than 99 floors. X_X

 

[TheAppleFreak]

Granted. It now has 98 floors.

I wish that I could get a good new team with perfect moves, IVs, EVs, and the Pokérus.

 

[Goron]

Granted but they refuse to listen to you

Once again sense the last guy didn't answer

I wish Pikachu and Buneary would make the beast with thirty backs

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I had the move Wish.

 

[Latiace]

Granted. It now has 98 floors.

I wish that I could get a good new team with perfect moves, IVs, EVs, and the Pokérus.

I saw that 98 coming. D:

Granted but you only have 1 PP and you ran out of Max Elixirs.

I wish I was a Xatu!

 

[Meepman]

Granted but I capture you and you now live in the psycic box forever against your will.

I wish the light ball would work on raichu.

 

[Polizard]

granted and i dont want to corrupt it (cause i want it to) but i have to it works but only for one fight and then it reverts back to pika and can never evolve again

I wish that jessie makes it to the grand festival in sinnoh i think she will rock

 

[Meepman]

Granted but team galaxy comes in and blows up the whole festival out of randomness.

I wish event pokemon were all obtainable in game.