Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but you'll be shred to pieces if you annoy it!

I wish I could become a mew

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but you're shiny. Suddenly MissingNo. comes by and beats the crap out of you.

I wish I could have a Girlfriend. I'm so lonely.....

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but she dumps you after the first date n_n

I wish I could be an Arbok tamer

 

[Zirkle38]

Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to Arboks.
I wish my cat, Buck, would leave me alone >.>

 

[TheBigMan0706]

granted, but you'll be lonely....

I wish I had 999 rare candies!

 

[Zirkle38]

Granted, but because rare candies aren't as good as leveling up the old fashioned way, your pokemon still suck.
I wish I had awesome hand-writing o:

 

[Aureol]

Granted, but nobody cares due to a mysterious and sudden transition to electronic documents only.

I wish I had another friend.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but your friend will never understand you

I wish Grimer was very easy to catch in Heart Gold!

 

[нαкuиαмα тαтα]

Granted! Now you caught a grimer and ur pokeball stinks like a grimer ;)

I wish my pokemon were all level 100!

 

[Lucariotoes]

Granted, but you don't have the last badge of the region and they all eat you. Om nom nom.

I wish Eevee was easier to turn into an Espeon.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but Espeon will most likely end up as an HM Slave

I wish Clair's gym was easy to beat (no joke!)

 

[Skitty Crazy]

Granted, she demands a rematch in Dragon's Den and her Pokemon are 10 levels higher. And she has a second Kingdra.

I wish the Game Corner didn't change...

 

[big NATE alpha]

Granted, except coins cost ten times as much.

I wish I had the money to buy SoulSilver.

 

[Zirkle38]

Granted, but no one will sell it to you.
I wish my cat hadn't peed on my DS o___O

 

[нαкuиαмα тαтα]

Granted, but now your cat pooped on your DS!

I wish training my Pokemon was easier~

 

[CrashSmAshley]

Granted, but battles are now impossible to win.

I wish I could make money without working.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but the cops arrest you for counterfitting money!

I wish I fought the Kimono girls earlier

 

[Menasay]

Granted, but they're pokemon got stronger and beat you senseless.

I wish I beat Ash Ketchum.

 

[TheBigMan0706]

Granted, but Ash fangirls will hate you....

I wish i could date May

 

[big NATE alpha]

Granted, but AdvanceShippers will kill you because she's supposed to date Ash.

I wish PBR had better single-player.