Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[darkslayr425]

granted but his starts destroying every electrical thing that you have so theres no need for it
I wish pichaku was the worst pokemon ever (it really gets on my nerves (GO Pichachu))

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted times negative (You do the math: Negative X Negative = *Snickers*)
I wish Beldum has higher catch rates

 

[mizore]

granted but it only evolves into magikarp and learns selfdestuct that does 0 damage.

I wish typhlosion had enigma berrys ability

 

[pikaboy1994]

granted but the typhlosion now only has 1 hp.
I wish you could use items in pokemon multiplayer

 

[Illustration]

Granted, but all your items turn into Grimy Food and useless junk.

I wish Uboa was a Pokemon.

 

[The Doctor]

Granted, but Uboa now looks like a pink magikarp.

I wish Ditto could turn into Jennifer Aniston.

 

[darkslayr425]

granted but dittos catch rate becomes 0
I wish i could come up with a wish

 

[pikaboy1994]

granted but your wish was denied because it has nothing to do with pokemon and all of your
valuebles burned in a fire
i wish that pokemon black and white would be realeased tommarow and it was in english for free

 

[darkslayr425]

granted but its base stats are horrible and it faints when sent into battle
I wish coro coro released the drawn pokes not silhouettes

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted but they look horrible.
I wish I had a Griseous Orb. NOW.

 

[raging lion]

Granted but you realize that it was a Fake one

I wish I had an obedient Alakazam

 

[dead-man-walking]

Granted but it's Stats are horrible.
I wish I could have multiple Master Balls without Trading and Cheating.

 

[Michfan]

Granted, but too bad the PokeMart screwed your order up and gave you regular Poke Balls instead.

I wish that it wasn't required to have HG Kyogre with SS Groudon in order to get Rayquaza.

 

[pikaboy1994]

Granted but the Rayquaza is at lv 1 and all of it's stats are stuck at 1
I wish for a pokemon wish that was not corruptible.

 

[whodathunk]

granted but then they came back and said it was a mistake

i wish sasquach would become a pokemon

 

[whodathunk]

no wish?

i wish everyone knew what a scabiducha is

 

[perfectmonster]

Granted, but then you forget what it is!

I wish that Kingdom Hearts could mix with Pokemon.

 

[FloatingClouds]

Granted but they made it for snes
I wish pokemon black and white had was made already :(

 

[Dr. Faustus]

Granted, but it was glitched and the only wild Pokemon to ever appear is Zubat.

I wish Wigglytuff had better base stats.

 

[Arc]

Granted, but the base stats only increased by one.

I wish that Farfetch'd was actually good.