Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[deoxys121]

Granted, but she divorces you after 3 months.

I wish for a pet Darmanitan.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it goes into Zen mode whenever it sees you.

I wish for a GS Ball irl.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but it's welded shut.

I wish for Ash to appear in the games.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it's only for a split second and it's nearly impossible to recognize him.

I wish for a pet Manaphy that wouldn't run/swim away.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but it dies of hunger (You made me do this).

I wish Pokemon could be real & there wasn't any Ghost Types.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but the Ghosts that weren't wished to life haunt you in your nightmares.

I wish for a fried Magikarp.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, you ate the fried Magikarp after the wish was granted. But little did you know, the ghost of that Magikarp you ate, came back & haunted your dreams....Forever.

I wish Pokemon games were also released on Sony consoles.​

 

[smithtism]

^Touché
Granted, but they're released only in Japan and somewhere in the Netherlands.

I wish someone found a real Kabuto fossil.

 

[gameplayer56]

^Nice comeback, huh?
Wish granted, but its half broken to revive it back to Life.

I wish the Eon Pokemon would become real, & I would find Latias, & we would both love each other.​

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but Latios becomes so jealous he never wants to see you again.

I wish for a way to breed legendaries.

 

[wicketman8]

Granted you can breed them but then the games crashes forever.

I wish that I could have a pokerus female shiny squirtle starting at level 100!

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but all they do is sit in front of the TV and watch Golden Girls.

I wish I could fly on a Pidgeot.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but Pidgeot is very tired, and crashes into the ground after take-off.

I wish for my very own real-life Lanturn.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it always laughs at you because you are constantly being ninja'd.

I wish Pokemon Company released an official photo of what Diglett's entire body looks like.

 

[iloveanne]

granted, but you are disappointed finding out its body is cut off...

i wish i could meet a mew

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but it was taken to a taxidermist first.

I wish for a Max Ether.

 

[iloveanne]

granted, but it was empty...

i wish i lived in kanto

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but you got a Team Rocket symbol tattooed on your head so everyone hates you.

I wish emulators could connect to the Pokemon network on Nintendo WFC.

 

[Pichu_fan]

Granted,but you have to have Windows Me to do so.

I wish Pokemon's Mascot was Pichu.

 

[mishy.]

Granted, but no one is interesting in Pokemon anymore so it doesn't matter.

I wish for a Shiny Mienfoo.