Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[smithtism]

Granted. They're all poorly drawn and overpowered. They're banned shortly after their release.

I wish I would write a Pokemon fanfic.

 

[Darkamaru]

Granted, but it only involves Pikachu stealing money from Misty's purse.

I wish I had all the Pokemon Games and a cookie.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but the cookie's stale.

I wish I could hold a Togepi.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but then it uses Metronome, resulting in Explosion.

I wish Deoxys could be obtained without an event item.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but the Deoxys event causes everyone's game to have a fail save corruption.

I wish Deoxys121 was a real Pokeminister.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you're Jewish so you would need a rabbi.

I wish Chansey's egg was edible to people.

 

[gameplayer56]

^What....
Wish Granted, but everyone is sent to prison if they eat Chansey's egg.

I wish all 649 Pokemon were real right now, due to some crazy Worldwide event.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but they all move to Atlantis never to be seen again.

I wish I had a second DS and a copy of Pokemon HeartGold.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but both, the DS & the game are broken. GL.

I wish Latias never met Ash.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted. And along came Brendan...

I wish Magnemite evolves at level 30.

 

[Jarred0809]

Granted. But its stats suck.

I wish Pokemon had a rated 13+ version that was harder and you need to sleep and feed yourself and pokemon can die and all that stuff.

Wait, that's a good idea... I'm gonna go write this down.

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but everyone else thinks that it's a horrible idea.

I wish for a Cherrim.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but its fake, in fact its a small human in costume.

I wish I could hug a Latias that isn't a human or another Pokemon in costume.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted. But it's just a life-size replica that you made out of chewed gum and paint.

I wish people would stop asking for level 9 Zekroms/Reshirams in the GTS.

 

[gameplayer56]

Don't even chew gum.
Wish Granted, everyone stopped asking for one, but they still ask for Under Level 9 Zoroark.

I wish I could kiss a Latias, that isn't a human or another Pokemon in costume, or a fake.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, but you only wind up kissing her dust as she flies away right before the kiss without any warning whatsoever.

I wish Shaymin would get rid of all of the pollution in our world.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but it was just your dream.

I wish I understand Pokemon language.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted, and you're so excited that you try speaking it to the first person you meet. Unfortunately that person wound up being a cop who assumed that you were on some sort of drug.

Spoiler:

I wish 2027 was moved up to 2016.

 

[gameplayer56]

Wish Granted, but nothing happens in that year.

I wish Cilan was removed from existence.​

 

[smithtism]

Granted. This guy takes his place.

Spoiler:

*_*
Yup. He just sits there stealing your soul.

I wish Muk was real.