Corrupt Wish Foundation

[doesn't matter]

Well this is quite a fun game - but it can get quite depressing (but still hilarious).

Anyway, the game is played like this. You post a wish, and the next person posts a way to corrupt it, followed by their own wish.

eg.

P1: I wish I could fly.

P2: Granted, but you get hit by a plane and die.

See what I mean?

Well lemme start things rolling ....

I wish the Nintendo Wii would come out already.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but you're going to end up breaking it the second day you have it.

I wish I could get a pet cat.

 

[Smarties-chan]

Granted, but it turns out that the cat was actually a soul-eating lemur disguised as an innocent little cat.

I wish I knew what to wish.

 

[Dogboy2709]

Wish granted but you wished for poison disgisued as soda and you killed yourself

i wish i could be the world champion FARTER!

 

[Aether]

granted, but the stomach gas build up causes you to explode.

I wish I could live in Japan.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but no one likes you there, and you get booted out of society and are forced to live in a shack on the outskirts of Tokyo.

I wish I didn't waste so much time on the net.

 

[obelisk-kun]

wish granted you waste your time watching tv instead

I wish misty was real and she loved me.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but she finds someone who is better than you in everyway and dumps you in the most humiliting way possible.

And just so you can't stalk her, she turns back into a cartoon character and stays away from the main storyline.

I wish I could be bothered to breed my pokemon to perfection.

 

[obelisk-kun]

wish granted but you erase your game

I wish misty came back to the main storyline.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but she'd die in the second episode of it.

I wish I had a really comfortable computer desk chair.

 

[obelisk-kun]

wish granted but it's so comfortable you can never get out of it

I wish for a coke bottle.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted but it's empty.

I wish for a chance to wish upon a star.

 

[obelisk-kun]

wish granted the wish you make upon the star is not

I wish that d/p came out already!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but it'd cost £100.

I wish I could gain exp. easier on my Blue cartridge.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but you stop caring about it and chuck it out.

I wish I had a fan club (for what ever reason)

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Granted, but no one would post in it.

I wish I knew what people were thinking.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but you find out too much and your head explodes.

I wish I actually did stuff instead of just wishing for them.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

granted, but you will get crused by the pressure.

I wish i had fire powers.

 

[doesn't matter]

Granted, but in a freak accident involving a petrol fight and a gas station, you kill everyone within a 100m radius.

Plus your family, friends and associates (on seperate, unrelated occaisions).

I wish I had control of the electro-magnetic field (yeah, beat that ~Enu~!)

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Granted, I can't wait to see you blow up earth by
accendent.

I wish i had my own computer.