Corrupt Wish Game

[Shika]

Here's how you play,
A person posts a wish they want
The next person to post will grant the wish and then corrupt.
This means that the person grants the wish but then makes something BAD happen.
Then that same person posts another wish and it goes on and on.....................

Here's an example

#1:I wish that I could see fifty years into the future.

#2:Granted, but there is nothing to see, as the world doesn't exist anymore...

I wish I had a never ending supply of the world's finest wine.

#3:Granted, but ever since religious zealotry turns all the world to destroying all alcohol, the worlds finest wine is actually a paint of goat piss fermented for a week.

I wish to make the guinness book of records.

#4:Granted, but unfortunately, no one wants to make it with you. You waste countless days researching weird crap people have done, and handmaking each and every book cover. And when you finish, you make zero profit. No one wants your dang book.

I wish I had a tame dragon.

Now,let's start playing!

 

[RYOUKI]

Granted but the dragon thinks youre cute...cute enough to eat!!

i wish i had 15 million dollars

 

[Shika]

granted,but they're all fake.

I wish I have new friends

 

[Alter Ego]

I wish people would stop posting duplicate threads. :O

Seriously, there's already a thread like this here and it's not yet worn out its 1-month expiry time, so just take this there and check before you make threads. -.-

 

[Shika]

who would know when the keywords are all different.
Ok Mods,can you lock this topic up?