Create your own Trainer dialogue! v2

[Mab]

This was a really fun thread from last year so let's bring it back! Basically, the goal here is to write your own dialogue for a Trainer Battle! You can fill out as many of these fields as you like. Feel free to make it as cheesy as you want, lol.

[PLAIN][B]Trainer class & name:[/B]
[B]Pre-battle:[/B]
[B]One Pokémon remaining:[/B]
[B]Last Pokémon at 50% health:[/B]
[B]Being defeated:[/B]
[B]After being defeated:[/B][/PLAIN]

Here's a new one I've made.
Trainer class/name: Picnicker Brooklyn
Pre-battle: Are you ready! It's time for an all-out assault by cute Pokémon!
One Pokémon remaining: I'm running out of cute Pokémon! Watch out -- my ace Pokémon is cute and strong!
Last Pokémon at 50% health: Nooo! Cuteness powers failing?
Being defeated: What a fool I've been! Cuteness won't win battles...
After being defeated: I understand now! I should be focusing on strength above else! Only with strong Pokémon can I triumph! *goes off into the distance to join Team Rocket*

 

[Drayton]

Trainer class & name: Photographer Klien
Pre-battle: Let's take a shot.
One Pokémon remaining: Oh dear, my memory is almost full.
Last Pokémon at 50% health: Last perfect shoot
Being defeated: Note to self, bring more memory card!
After being defeated: I honestly should bring more memory card

 

[metroid711]

Trainer Class and Name: Veteran Hoffman
Pre-battle: You said you're strong? Let us see...
One Pokemon Remaining:Hm....interesting....but can you counter this?
Last Pokemon at 50% Health:You think this is the end? Your dead wrong!
Being defeated: Heh Heh........Not bad.....
After being defeated: Lets do this again sometime....

 

[smocks]

Trainer class & name: Aroma Lady Carmina
Pre-battle: Let's smell the roses!
One Pokémon remaining: Oh dear!
Last Pokémon at 50% health: Hopefully my Pokémon can sniff itself back into shape!
Being defeated: I guess I'm the one who has to smell the roses!
After being defeated: Don't mind me, I'll just weep in this flower field.