Crush my wishes!!

[Hakeen]

Sure, but 20 seconds is actually two minutes...

I wish that Mikami will lose.

 

[Munashii]

Ha ha, but I already won!

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Inept Prodigy]

You can, but it only lasts for one second.

I wish I never got sleepy.

 

[GrayLuna]

Ok but since you're never sleepy and you need to sleep you now look like a zombie.

I wish I was the fastest runner ever.

 

[Zig]

granted but u run so fast your legs fall off

I wish I didn't have a cold

 

[johnlycett]

Turns on the heater

I wish I could be invisable.

 

[GrayLuna]

Granted but now you are a lonely loner with no one to hang out with.

I wish i knew how to swim.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

*sharks eat u*

i wish it was my birthday...

 

[Zanacross]

it is but none came to your party

I wish i could stay up allnight

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

and now ur really tired the next morning.

i wish i was a little smarter...

 

[Jamie006]

You forget everything you've learned and fail everything miserably during the rest of the school year.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

ur immortal but the world comes 2 an end and ur left floating in space while in pain 4ever!!!

i wish i was happy...

 

[Zig]

Granted for 1 second

I wish (insert wish here)

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

*gets confused and drops another cow*

i wish it was christmas.

 

[Zig]

Granted for 1 second

(insert anti-wish here)

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

umm... *pies face*

i wish that i could wish for more than one wishes that would all comes true when i wish them so that i could wish for even more wishes until i run out which isnt possilbe as long as i wish for more wishes.

 

[Zig]

Not granted cause u confused me

I wish for a chatot

 

[♥~*Abby*~♥]

*granted but chatot never stops pecking u*

i wish i was a character in the pokemon anime...

 

[Zig]

granted ur james

I wish for a magikarp

 

[Jamie006]

You get one, but then it evolves into Gyarados and eats you.

I wish for world peace.