Crush my wishes!!

[Dr.Stiles]

wish granted but you die thr first five minutes you start reading XD




i wish i was not sick anymore

 

[Zanacross]

you have all the time in the world to watch manga and anime
but thhe wirkds only got one muniute till it blows up

meh

wish i had a pretie pc that didnt make me wanna kill myself.

 

[GrayLuna]

O_o Ok Granted you don't want to kill your self but everyone else does.

I wish I understood better what ^^was trying to say.

 

[Dr.Stiles]

welll you understood what he was said but then you went deaf blind and lost all yer memory for no reason



i wish oprah was president lol

 

[GrayLuna]

Granted but she has no idea what she is doing so now (the country you wish she was president of) becomes the poorest country ever.

I wish the U.S.A. had a god dam Female president for once.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

The USA does get a female president. Too bad she commits suicide here first night in the White House.


I wish I ruled the world with an iron fist for a massive lifespan.

 

[Inept Prodigy]

You end up ruling the world, but you have nothing to rule because you've killed everyone.

I wish I could go to sleep.

 

[Trainer17]

You end up ruling the world, but you have nothing to rule because you've killed everyone.

I wish I could go to sleep.

You Did Go To Sleep..But You Slept For Eternity..
Not Even A Prince's Kiss Could Awaken You:P

I Wish I Knew What This World Is Revolving Into?

 

[Inept Prodigy]

I don't want to be kissed by a prince...XD

You will, when you die!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

[Alter Ego]

Granted, but you will now become unable to sleep and your sleep-depraved body will complain every step on the way.

I wish I could wish for another wish to wish for a wish. =D

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

.... no dice.

I wish everyone I hate would be have 3-degree burns for no reason.

 

[˚° ﺎ ﮟ סּ ﻛ °˚]

granted, but everybody beats you up for it

i wish i was a mushroom

 

[Crazy Weavile]

You are, but the conversion goes too well and you lose your brain.


I wish I had a dollar for every word on the Internet now.

 

[Hazuki]

But then you just got robbed. D:

I wish I was at school

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

You're in detention.

I wish Hazuki was in detention again.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

He is, but it's Bizzaro Detention, where you're pampered all day.


I wish I found a Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time BETA.

 

[Hinamori_Momo]

You did but it destroyed your systems, family and home.

I wish Crazy Weavile found another.

 

[Crazy Weavile]

I did, but I had to trade your left lung for it.

I wish I had pie.

 

[Rai]

You have cake :3

I wish I didn't have any homework x.x

 

[Crazy Weavile]

You do, but it's obtained AFTER you're an adult who never passed high school and lives in a cardboard box.

I wish I had a personal planet with an atmosphere, water, and fertile soil in constant springtime.