Crush my wishes!!

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You put gel, and now your hair will be like that for awhile.

I wish it was winter.
 
Kangaroos can jump far, that's good enough. No need for flight.

I wish I wasn't a failure.
 
Sure, now you over-succeed, and end up on drugs.

I wish food wasn't only good for one use.
 
Food was more useful, but then food fights died out.

I wish Pokemon were real.
 
They are, in the hearts of fans.

I wish that fans didn't have Pokemon in their hearts.
 
They do, it's why Pokemon are real in their hearts.

I wish it wasn't always so sleepy.
 
Sure, I'll make sure you sleep all day and miss out on life.

I wish... the 45 seconds between post rule died tomorrow.
 
Haha, I just got that post rule. The staff deleted that rule, then bumped it up to one minute.

I wish I had a sword.
 
For Christmas, only if you're good.

I wish... I knew how to change everything.
 
You do, you just don't want to go through so much effort.

I wish I could have some boba right now.
 
No clue what you mean, so WISH DENIED.

I wish the world all connected somehow.
 
The world is, you just can't get anywhere unless you go through the water. Boba is a yummy thing, a tapioca ball.

I wish I had a friend.
 
You do, in your profile... but somehow she died.

I wish you knew that you had a dead friend.
 
I don't, I'm oblivious to such things.

I wish I could ace my US History class really easily.
 
...and fail at everything else.

I wish I could go to boarding school.
 
Boarding school doesn't accept you because you have no money.

I wish for lots of stuff.
 
'Stuff' being man-eating German Shepherds and twenty-foot-tall trolls.

I wish I could fly.
 
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