This one's kinda a duck joke....
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they
get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven.
Don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter
chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a
duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and
along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is
another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
punishment as the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but
one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has
ever laid eyes on... very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for
all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did,
but I stepped on a duck."
Moral of the story: B4 u comment on others, pls. take a good look at
yourself first!!!
