Master Angel
Have a BAD day. I am.
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- Age 34
- Bikini Bottom, eating a Krabby Patty at the Krusty
- Seen Mar 1, 2005
I was about to open my eyes, when I noticed a blinding light in front of me, so I squeezed them shut.
"Wake up dear," the 'Dear' lady said.
I sat up, noticing I was on a hospital bed. I still wasn't dressed, so I pulled the blanket over my body.
'Dear' lady held up my clothes. I looked her over. Her dress was gone. I noticed her legs had hooves, like I'd seen before, but that wasn't all. They were horse-liek, except skinnier, and a light brown color. Maybe I should start calling her 'deer' lady. Now I knew what was sticking out of her head. Deer ears.
She pulled a curtain around my bed, and I stood up to get dressed. As I swung my legs off the bed I had to clamp my mouth shut to keep from screaming.
They didn't look anything like my legs. They looked like lizard legs. They were scaley and had two large hooked claws on each foot. I put up my hand in front of my face, and noticed they were also covered with scales and claws. I would have bitten my lip, but my teeth had become sharp and pointy.
As I was sitting there, my butt began to feel weird. I sat up and stared at a long, dark blue tail. I leaned on the bed stand. Well, this was beyond beyond freaky. I must have been dreaming.
"Wake up dear," the 'Dear' lady said.
I sat up, noticing I was on a hospital bed. I still wasn't dressed, so I pulled the blanket over my body.
'Dear' lady held up my clothes. I looked her over. Her dress was gone. I noticed her legs had hooves, like I'd seen before, but that wasn't all. They were horse-liek, except skinnier, and a light brown color. Maybe I should start calling her 'deer' lady. Now I knew what was sticking out of her head. Deer ears.
She pulled a curtain around my bed, and I stood up to get dressed. As I swung my legs off the bed I had to clamp my mouth shut to keep from screaming.
They didn't look anything like my legs. They looked like lizard legs. They were scaley and had two large hooked claws on each foot. I put up my hand in front of my face, and noticed they were also covered with scales and claws. I would have bitten my lip, but my teeth had become sharp and pointy.
As I was sitting there, my butt began to feel weird. I sat up and stared at a long, dark blue tail. I leaned on the bed stand. Well, this was beyond beyond freaky. I must have been dreaming.