Diamond and Pearl: Never-ending cheat on how to obtain Celebi

[fy@x5]

...and then you will unlock a special "scene" and it will make you wonder why this game is rated "E"...

 

[xcjzerox]

lol what is this lol i just reading an is making me laught

 

[Seventyxxtimes7x]

but first you got to put a 3 centimeter scratch right in the middle of your Nintendo DS screen

 

[Mr.Altosax]

If done correctly the scratch will magically correct itself, and you will be able to watch the M rated seen that is now showing. Once the Primeapes have their way with you, your primeape lusts will be gone. On the table at Hannibal Lecter's house should be a note that says...

 

[Avolition]

"You sick perv! I've never seen you act so immaturely. You're not my son anymore! I will disown you for the rest of your life, and you will live on the streets in a cardboard box!

Love, Mommy."

And you decide to go find Celebi. But then...

 

[Seventyxxtimes7x]

but then your mom pops out of the note, then put ketchup all on her hand then slaps you in the face

 

[Avolition]

Then you have ketchup all over your face, and you walk away to wipe it off, but you accidentally use a Gyarados's fin! Then the gyarados eats you, and you find Celebi inside you! But it's not really Celebi, it's that annoying Ditto. Then...

 

[fy@x5]

...a deoxys pops up out of nowhere and sends you to Jamica. There, you see, once again the...

 

[Avolition]

But the Gyarados exploded when Deoxys popped up. Then in Jamaica, you see Celebi under a palm tree. He sees you, then runs away. You start chasing him, then...

 

[fy@x5]

...you lose him. As he flys off, a yellow liquid flys down on you, followed by a mild laugh. You suspect this is...

 

[Avolition]

The team Galactic Boss, Cyrus. As he was flying over you in his helicopter, he peed on your head. You swore revenge, and follow the helicopter. Then..

 

[fy@x5]

...the helicopter pumples into the ground, knocking earth off balance and sending it twards Jupiter. You react to this by...

 

[Avolition]

running around and screaming like a maniac. Then someone comes up and slaps you. It's a random astronaut. He kidnaps you and goes out into space, trying to make Earth bounce off his ship and fly back where it was. It works, but Earth is now flying into the sun. He now says...

 

[fy@x5]

..."Bluahs yhask baudak hdpiS LOAJ", and you wonder why he is speaking in tounges and/or is catonic, but you finally realize that the only thing you can do is...

 

[Zaiku]

Pokemon battle the level 33 sun, which has the special effect, flaming body, meaning that when physically attacked, the pokemon dies. No, not faints, DIES!!!!
You win using special attacks but it can't be killed even on zero health, so you throw a masterball given to you by the astronaut to capture the sun, then...

 

[fy@x5]

...the pokeball you use on it magically comes to life. You are deeply distressed by this because the pokeball bears a strange resemblance to your mom. You decide to...

 

[Avolition]

Run away from your mom, who, when you last saw her, called you a perv and decided to disown you. You fly away, but since the sun is inside the Poke Ball, the universe is completely dark. You crash into...

 

[fy@x5]

...A floating pikachu, which aparrantly dislikes you. It is evil and wants to...

 

[Avolition]

Eat you. You then realize it is Ash's Pikachu. He says yes, and says he won't eat you if you kill Ash. But if you don't, he will eat you. You then go on a quest to find Ash and kill him, and...

 

[fy@x5]

...you never make it, because you later find that misty saved the earth, killed ash, and stopped world hunger. You tell her to dress up like you one day and the pikachu thinks she's you. Misty is dead. Yet you live, and you have the strangest feeling that celebi is actually a rabid...