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- Seen Jan 30, 2008
you may not be dead, but I think Raichu has been avoiding us. anyway, a little something I wrote, it's the everlasting war between me, and my grandma's evil computer:
Me: this is it, you evil computer! Time to meet your maker!
Computer: Bwahaha! You cannot change me! I shall keep you from pokecommunity, and everybody on it!
Me: Gasp! You fiend! I shall stop you and your evil slowness!
Computer: you will never be able to do that! I will never obey you, or anyone in your family!
Me: bring it on!
Computer: in that case, draw your weapon!
Me: you cannot win! I shall stop your evil with? this! *brings out keyboard and computer mouse*
Computer: nooooo!!! I will? not? submit?
Announcer from Nowhere: And Flygon Trainer has brought out a keyboard and a mouse! She moves her cursor to her internet browser... and? clicks on it!!!!
Computer: nooo!! I shall not let you on! I will freeze myself
Announcer: the computer had used Freeze! How will Flygon trainer get past the computer?s defenses?
Me: NO! You cursed computer! *headache starts* I shall use... Ctrl, Alt, Delete combo!
Announcer: A pop up appears on the screen! It?s a shut down/ end task thing. She selects her internet, and hits end task! The computer waits a while... another pop up appears. It says that the program is not responding, yada yada yada? she hits end task again. Her internet shuts down! She clicks on the internet, and it loads up! She enters the URL? and pokecommunity loads, but Flygon trainer has been attacked by pop ups! She is blasted to the other side of the room by all the pop ups! She gets up, walks to the computer, and hits ctrl alt delete, and shuts down the ads. Flygon has finally beaten the comp, and can now post as much as she wants!
Comp: NOOOOO! Foiled again!!!
Me: that?s what you get for being slower than molasses in December!
Me: this is it, you evil computer! Time to meet your maker!
Computer: Bwahaha! You cannot change me! I shall keep you from pokecommunity, and everybody on it!
Me: Gasp! You fiend! I shall stop you and your evil slowness!
Computer: you will never be able to do that! I will never obey you, or anyone in your family!
Me: bring it on!
Computer: in that case, draw your weapon!
Me: you cannot win! I shall stop your evil with? this! *brings out keyboard and computer mouse*
Computer: nooooo!!! I will? not? submit?
Announcer from Nowhere: And Flygon Trainer has brought out a keyboard and a mouse! She moves her cursor to her internet browser... and? clicks on it!!!!
Computer: nooo!! I shall not let you on! I will freeze myself
Announcer: the computer had used Freeze! How will Flygon trainer get past the computer?s defenses?
Me: NO! You cursed computer! *headache starts* I shall use... Ctrl, Alt, Delete combo!
Announcer: A pop up appears on the screen! It?s a shut down/ end task thing. She selects her internet, and hits end task! The computer waits a while... another pop up appears. It says that the program is not responding, yada yada yada? she hits end task again. Her internet shuts down! She clicks on the internet, and it loads up! She enters the URL? and pokecommunity loads, but Flygon trainer has been attacked by pop ups! She is blasted to the other side of the room by all the pop ups! She gets up, walks to the computer, and hits ctrl alt delete, and shuts down the ads. Flygon has finally beaten the comp, and can now post as much as she wants!
Comp: NOOOOO! Foiled again!!!
Me: that?s what you get for being slower than molasses in December!