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[dLtMs0 v 5.4] ITT SHINJI IS CONFIRMED FOR GROSSEST; Days till Pokestick Day: check new thread

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Upon discovering xenomorphs, the seaponies nuked the colony from orbit, and then — to be sure — glassed the rest of the planet, used a planet buster to destroy said planet, chucked the largest pieces into the sun, and then right before they left, destroyed the entire sun. All while happily singing.

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I like them already
 
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Definitely going to give these Loops a try...


Kakashi: ...You killed the Fire Lord's pet cat.

Naruto: Well, how were we to know? You can't expect me to believe that thing was just a normal cat.

Sasuke: I stand by my decision. I'm sure a full autopsy will reveal we were correct in the end.

Kakashi: On what remains? You stabbed it, fried it, and Sakura punted it into a probable decaying orbit.

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Spike: Twilight will take your entire separatist movement apart!

Count Dooku: Oh, I don't think so, young Jedi Knight. We are quite ready for one Jedi Master.

(Twilight and Applejack, both in alicorn form, tear the roof off of the entire mountain and land in front of Dooku)

Count Dooku: (in the tones of someone hoping he had spare trousers somewhere)... oh, you meant literally. In that case, Chancellor Palpatine is Lord Sidious, please don't kill me.
 
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Afternevening, lads.

Kakashi - Life after war is hard.
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Anyway surfing plate just doesn't really translate well does it?

Surfing tablet might be better?

It's not plate as in what you eat on, mind. More like the kind of plate you have on walkways.

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This happened just down the road from me.

Darn.

Is there something you'd like to tell us, Mr. Womersley?
 
Can't imagine having a foot jammed into your crotch being comfortable though...

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Anyway, didn't something similar happen with Courtney back in the RS chapter?
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