DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)

[Crimson Arcanine]

Instead now they are always stinky.

I alter a pet ferrets DNA so every person it bit it transformed them into an anthromorphic ferret, them after releasing on the world, I lock myself in a secure bunker, after doing scans to make sure that ferret hasn't snuck it...Mwahahaha!!!

 

[Reikou]

you then dies of starvation because you forgot to restock your refrigerator

I alter my computer DNA so it cannot be infected by virus and spyware

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Unfortunately, it now also considers all your games, resumes, stories, pictures...anything like that viruses and won't let you put them on its hard drive.

I change my worst enermies DNA so he's small, cute and fluffy.

 

[41victory]

But he is very vicious and has razor sharp claws ow.
I alter my Dna so i can fly!!!

 

[beauty. proletariat]

You commit suicide by jumping off a cliff...

I alter the DNA of Charmander so it's head is abnormally large...

 

[41victory]

I laugh at it as it walks by so it starts to cry and plans its revenge on u and me...

I alter the dna of bubble gum so it never loses its flavor

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Yum! I eat it..

I alter the DNA of my computer (lol, they dont have DNA) so that it can make $$ appear out of nowhere.

 

[41victory]

Police come and arrest you because it is aginst the law.
I alter my foots Dna so it can kick ur butt

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

Unfortunately, I successfully predicted that and had already altered my DNA so my butt was harder than any substance known to man.

I alter the DNA of myself so i had the vision of a Luxray (red the dex entry, if ya don't know)