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Do you know what's weird?(This may be slightly inappropriate)

Wing Zero

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    yea, there is no god pokemon ther eare legendaries but they dont furfill the same purposes...what id there is that bird that delivers babies in pokemon lol that would be cool...
     

    Intuition

    Overwhelming boredom
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    Don't think it's a Delibird that delivers.. Maybe a Pidgeot??
    Anyway the idea sounds cool.. 2 pokemon making 'love'
    hahaha :D wanna see wanna see!
     

    Shadow Dude

    Warlord
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    This thread is very disturbing yet funny at the same time! I cant belive they make hentai about anything pokemon related, thats really perverted!
     
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    How do the 'legendaries' do it? They're sterile far as I know. Wonder how their parents felt when they gave birth to a sterile pokemon.

    What about Ditto?
     

    Frostweaver

    Ancient + Prehistoric
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    Ditto can transform you know... plus it's a blob so it can might as well just split itself apart and you get 2 Ditto o.o;
     
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    Whoah, never though of Ditto doing that. If Pokemon can have sex, then they must have those parts, so what about Pikachu? It's always running around Ash so Ash and the others must have seen it a few times. Must be wierd when it gets turned on while on his shoulder or back or..you get the rest.
     

    Iveechan

    based on a paperclip
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    How can you people be grossed out by reproduction and mating? If your parenst didn't get it on, then you wouldn't be here. It's thanks to the stupid media that people think sex is such a terrible thing. Well, it's bad to me because it results in more stupid humans being brought into the world.

    I once had a theory on Pokemon reproduction. In their wild state, they breed much like real animals, watch a nature show for reference. A female Pokemon has a second womb where a single dormant egg is always kept. Why? I don't know, she just does. Anyway, the only way this egg is fertilized is when breeding occurs in a confined environment, like the daycare center. For some reason, the male and female Pokemon have an urge to breed quickly (maybe the old couple use some sort of drug on them?), and they create a special egg. The male mounts the female and stimulated her to lay this once dormant egg. Once the egg is layed, it is very soft and jelly-like but hardens within moments. The male ejaculates his sperm into the egg and fertilizes it.

    This egg is very unusual. It grows to be quite large in a short amount of time as it hardens. The embryo inside developed not from the warmth of a mother's body but from the energy waves caused by the attacks from fighting Pokemon on the outside (hence Elm saying that a Pokemon egg only hatches when in an active party). That's my half-baked theory anyway. It's late.
     

    Seoul

    diiirr!
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    interesting. o.o.
    well you know me. I stick to logical this-world biological physics. Sure I can make exceptions with the inclusion of new and non-existant phyllums.

    Long ago, while ranting on the desease that I find ditto to be, I basically implied it is bubble gum n the sidewalk, the one that gets stuck to your shoe. Your shoes momentum stretches it and eventually it snaps. Thus, facilitated binary fission. They wouldnt exist without gum-boots. O.o

    Ditto just have a messed up DNA somethingerother so are able to bind with others dna in genetic sexual reproduction, after they transform into an appropriate form to accomodate their partner in breeding.
    Otherwise they use binarry fission for their own specie procreation.
    yeesh. the world of pokes really is messed up. Its fun trying to make it fit in with tidays sciences though.

    dang. I just got a reeaaallly strange mental image
     

    fangle spangle

    aint it cute
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    pelliper would make a good stalk, i was thinking about the whole egg thing the other day and couldnt quite get my head around a maril and a wailmer...squish!
     

    raveberuk

    a.k.a DoDoMaStEr
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    You know what's weired?

    An article read: "A child jumped off from a window from his apartment after watching pokemon. It was thought that the boy was trying to imitate one of the pokemon" :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

    P.S. Some people might know about this incident.

    Rave :'(
     

    Poke'gangster

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    raveberuk said:
    You know what's weired?

    An article read: "A child jumped off from a window from his apartment after watching pokemon. It was thought that the boy was trying to imitate one of the pokemon" :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

    P.S. Some people might know about this incident.

    Rave :'(

    I do!!! I heard it happened in Greece.
    Some kid was watching Pokemon and then he jumped off a building and thought he would turn into a Pokemon. The kid was four and luckily only got a broken leg by falling into a tree.
    Anyways I'm going to contact a mod. to close this thread....
    SEE YA!!!
     

    fangle spangle

    aint it cute
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    Iveechan said:
    Why does it need to be closed? Why are people so afraid of procreation? I think everybody here knows where babies come from.
    ok, bear in mind that this is a pokemon forum, pokemon is very much a childrens game, and as such its fair to assume that there is a great deal of children and young 'uns on this board, talking about sex and procreation is just something that really shouldnt be brought up on a forum where alot of kids are going to be, i agree it is a bit silly, but its like an unwritten rule, likewise why do you feel the need to mention sex? especially on a pokemon site, it is a bit distrubing at times.

    not having a go by the way, just putting a point across...hopefully ;)
     

    Iveechan

    based on a paperclip
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    But mating is a part of nature, life. And there's no "little" kids on the board. I think the youngest person here is 10 or 11. And what do you mean by "the need to mention sex"? OH LOOK AT ME, I'M A SEXUAL DEVIANT, LET ME SHOW YOU PORN!

    If people can't fathom the thought of living creatures making babies, then they don't need to go in the thread and join the discussion.
     
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