Dodge That Pokemon

*Moves 1 foot to the left......Swablu flys past and smashs into a garbage can..*
XD

*throws pincher at next posty*
 
You mean Pinsir don't you?

*grabs bug thing by horns and swing around the room till the horns pop off*

Yay!!Horns!!*puts horns on head*

Yay!!Me gots horns!!!

*throws Muk at next poster*
 
*Catches Muk...well, sort of...* Phew...smells like someone needs a bath. <_<

*Throws a Slowking at the next postie*
 
*is hit by the Slowking, falls down, gets concussion, wakes up with amnesia*

Wtf's that pink Slowking thingy? *throws it at next poster* Recycle. D:
 
*pulls Shellder off Slowking's head and puts on own head*

Ow...ow...I think its biting into me skull...ow...>_<

*throws,now Slowpoke to next posty*

(Ish it still considered recycling??Ow...ow...who cares??Ow..ow...)
 
Hey! It's a Slowpoke.. *walks in Slowpoke direction..Then tries to catch it.. but misses* Awww man..

*throws an Altaria at the next poster* Aww.. I can't bear ta' part with it...
 
Muahahahaha!!!Ouch.*scratches head*
Stupid Shellder...

*puts Altaria into cage,and puts Shellder onto Altaria's head*

Ah...me scalp feels much better!!*Altaria starts glowing*
Oh,yayness!!!Its evovling!!!

*throws glowing,evolving Altaria to next poster before it explodes*>_<
 
*shouts* AHH!! Altaria's gonna use Sky Attack.. *runs all around..*

*throws an Azurill at the next poster..*
 
*holds Azurill's tail and uses the pokemon to thwack the rampaging Altaria,and snatches back Shellder*

Hmph!!Only I can go around rampaging with a Shellder and Pinsir horns on my head!!

*throws surprised Altaria at next posty*

*puts Shellder back on head*
Ow..ow...ow...welcome home buddy...ow..ow...XD
 
*Catches Altaria and huggles it* Hah! Mine! XP

*Throws a Feebas with self-esteem problems at the next postie*
 
*catches, puts in tank, and has a good heart-to-heart with the Feebas*

*flings a Ditto at someone*
 
*Catches Ditto* '' Aww...now if I could only get the precious little thing to transform into a Cradily. ^^

*Throws an asthmatic Exploud at the next postie*
 
Now, exploud you got a little dirt on your face. Let me wipe it of with this pie! (Don't ask, I'm feeling random at the moment)

*Throws an espeon at the next poster*
 
Espeon!!!
*catches Espeon,snatches Feebas from Kylie-chan and puts Espeon into tank to replace Feebas*

Yay!Two Feebas now!*Feebas no.2 starts sulking at Feebas no.1*

Kylie....I don't think you had a thorough talk with the Feebas....XD

*throws Torchic at next posty*
 
OMFG!! You wanted meh ta' die? *Escapes before dying..*

*throws a Quagsire at the next poster..*
 
Yay! Quaggie! *Sends out Metagross to catch Quagsire*

They're heavy little buggers they are...and I wouldn't want a repeat of the Metagross incident. XD

*Throws a gentle Tyranitar who likes to press wildflowers at the next postie*
 
*showers wild flowers over myself..* Hey!! Tyrannitar.. Come here...

*throws a BIG, GIGANTIC................. Venusaur at the next poster...*
 
*Catches Venusaur* Hey, I've already got 600, one more won't hurt. XD

*Throws a pollen-allergic Vileplume at the next postie*
 
The Vileplume is about ta' sneeze.. All...ru.. *the Vileplume sneezes and mucus flies all about the place..* Ewwww...

*throws a pre-matured Magmar at the next poster..*
 
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