Don't Let the Mod Say Anything! (Four words rule, remember)

[*hylian*sakura*]

16.
Aw, Jordan doesn't kill seals. He only kills children that step into his yard. Or tries to harm them at least. Hasn't got me yet. >,>
Well, who does he remind you of anyway?? :3

 

[Jordan]

17. Seal killer? Who? And who does that person remind you of? And I dislike Sakura's location very much, indeed.

 

[Halcyon]

18

Is Jordan a lawn or some kind of plant monster? LOL.

 

[Jordan]

19. No, HSD. I have a lawn and I want people to get off of it.

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

20.
According to my current location, that's not gonna happen.

 

[Miles_Edgeworth]

21
First off, Ms. Jordan, I had you found Guilty of Seal Killing. and you remind me of Ms. Dahila Hawthorne.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

22

Aww Jordy, you know you like it
/rolls on lawn lD

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

23.
Really, Jordan doesn't kill seals. His stupid sharp stick (otherwise known as Harpoon. >,<) is only an idle threat. And hasn't been used to harm any actual seals.

 

[Jordan]

24. 1. It was self-defense, hence my freedom. 2. Who? 3. ReyRey and Sakura, you have two seconds to get off my lawn before I Harpoon both of you!

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

25.
NOT HAPPENING. Just try and hit me. :b

 

[Miles_Edgeworth]

26.

I'm sorry Ms. Jordan, but your self - defense argument doesn't hold water.

 

[Jordan]

27. Throws the Harpoon of Evolution at Sakura, scoring a direct hit in the left cornea!
@Mr. Sassypants: Hold wha? I'm free nonetheless, so all this incessant arguing is meaningless.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

24. ReyRey and Sakura, you have two seconds to get off my lawn before I Harpoon both of you!

27

...sounds pleasant
/rolls around more lD

 

[Jordan]

29. *jabs ReyRey in the stomach*

 

[Miles_Edgeworth]

30

The seal came at you with no weapon, yet you counterd with This sword *Shows the people the sword*

According to the rules of Self denfese, you cannot use a better weapon then the person who is threataning you. For example, if someone points a knife at you, if you want to claim self-defense, you can NOT take out a gun!

30

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

31.
I'm sorry, Jordan. You just hit my twin sister. I will be forced to destroy you now. *starts shooting uncontrolled ice beams all over the place*
Aw, back off of Jordy, Edgeworth. >,> Maybe it was a robot seal. XD Now, injuring my twin on the other hand... DESERVES RETRIBUTION.

 

[Jordan]

32....are you reading the Artic lawbook? American/Japanese laws don't apply here.
@Sakura: *stands in one place, making all ice beams miss*

 

[*hylian*sakura*]

33.
*calms down* Wait, I don't have a twin... Who'd you hit, if I'm still fine?? O_O

 

[Miles_Edgeworth]

34
OBJECTION!
Obviously, Ms. Jordan, you haven't read the lastest newspaper!

This newspaper clearly states that it is adding new self-defense laws!

 

[Jordan]

35. OBJECTION!
I was grandfathered.