Don't Let The Mod Say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [DLTMSA V 2.0]

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I break dah laws of physics.
*Jumps higher than a plane*
XD
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I wish the law of Physics would break. Then I wouldn't be taking the class. :|
 
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I don't see how jumping over a plane would break the laws of physics. I mean, if you can exert a high enough force to reach the speed required to go over the height at which the plane is, then it would be possible.

If you weighed about 70 kg and the height of a plane is 12000 m, at the top of the arc, you'd have a Velocity of 0, so:
m = 70 kg
y = 12000
Vf = 0 m/s

Also, law of conservation of mechanical energy states that:
KEi + PEgi + PEei = KEf + PEgf + PEef

Since we only have Kinetic energy in the beginning and potential gravitational energy at
the end, it would be:
KEi = PEgf

KE (Kinetic Energy) is equal to 1 half the mass times velocity squared and Potential Gravitational energy is equal to mass times gravity times height, so that would be:
(1/2)mV^2 = mgh

Cancel the weights and we get:
(1/2)V^2 = mgh

Solve for velocity and we get:
V = √ (2mgh)

Now plug in the values (g = gravity and is a constant force of 9.81 m/s):
V = √ (2(70)(9.81)(12000)

Simplify and we get:
V = 1283 m/s

Since Change in Kinetic Energy is equal to Work and Work is Force times distance, we get:
(1/2)mV^2 = Fd

Solve for force and we get:
F = (1/2)mV^2 / d

Plug in the values and we get:
F = (1/2)(70)(1283^2) / 12000

Simplify and we find out that in order to jump over a plane, the average person needs to exert:
F = 4801 N

Just find a way to exert a force of nearly 5000 Newtons and you're good. :x
 
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Now why can't you be my Physics teacher instead of my current one. :(
 
I'm gonna pretend I read all that. I am smartz now! :3
XD
I jump over the moon...is that possible? If not, then I do it. XD
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Shoot, made a miscalculation. Forgot to cancel the weight:
KE (Kinetic Energy) is equal to 1 half the mass times velocity squared and Potential Gravitational energy is equal to mass times gravity times height, so that would be:
(1/2)mV^2 = mgh

Cancel the weights and we get:
(1/2)V^2 = gh

Solve for velocity and we get:
V = √ (2gh)

Now plug in the values (g = gravity and is a constant force of 9.81 m/s):
V = √ (2(9.81)(12000)

Simplify and we get:
V = 485 m/s

Since Change in Kinetic Energy is equal to Work and Work is Force times distance, we get:
(1/2)mV^2 = Fd

Solve for force and we get:
F = (1/2)mV^2 / d

Plug in the values and we get:
F = (1/2)(70)(485^2) / 12000

Simplify and we find out that in order to jump over a plane, the average person needs to exert:
686 N

Just find a way to exert a constant force of about 700 Newtons and you're good. :x
 
17. You also forgot that NO ONE WEIGHS 70 POUNDS if they are past the age of 12-13ish >.>...

Even though I haven't taken Physics yet... It still wasn't that difficult >.>' It makes sense after all~
 
19. It's called the rest of the world, Eruru. Not everyone is lucky enough to weigh higher than that. ;3

I wanna respond to my VMs...but I'm too lazy, so I'll just browse on my alt. o_o
 
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-actually decided to bring up Safari after her laptop died three times because people pulled out the cable. :|;;-
 
21. That sucks. ;;

My goodness, I love Hetalia fanart. 8D
 
23. Shush, Kevin. Sweden x Finland is cute!

>:X
 
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Aaand, the cable pulls out again. I need a new Battery and a new disk drive. Heck, I'm starting to wish I had the money for a new Laptop, even though I like this one.
 
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