Famous Last words!

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Like the title says, post some of the best famous last words from the world of Pokemon!
For example:

"Hmmm...a Heatran? Well its doubly weak against my Magikarp!"

Or

"Why are the scary monster's eyes glowing?"

 

[orangejediman]

"Ohhhh, whats THIS button do?"

*My Personal Quote*

 

[Pikalover10]

"Awww it looks so cute."

*I've heard it before just dont remember where*

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

"Hmm...I think that Dustox is whipping up nectar. Yummy!"

 

[~DarkAchu~]

"hmm an palkia, well he is no match for my metapod!"

 

[atoms2ashes]

"Regice, I love you! You're so ADORABLLLLLE!!!"

Yes, I said this. So what?

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

"I don't know what a Regigigas is, but it can't be that hard to beat!"

 

[IcyByte]

What's a Steelix? Oh well, GO! Cleffa!

 

[Cynic Kaka]

"Hmm....I wonder....What's an Arceus? Must be stupid; look at it's name. Go, Bidoof!"

 

[Spinor]

"That Snorlax Tummy feels comfy..."

ouch.

 

[The Bringer!]

"Billy, I don't wanna play tag with scyther no more!"
*6 year olds + vicious pokemon = pain*

"Oh look, it's a pokeball!"
*Voltorb can be fairly problematic at times*

"Look, that magikarp is evolving!"
*Nature walks aren't always fun and games*

"Finally, the god of all pokemon is mine!"
*What really happens if you catch arceus? The end of the world, of course*

"You're no match for my infernape, regigigas! Wait a sec... Oh crap, I forgot it at the pokemon center!"
*Tip: Always check what's in your party before big battles*

 

[lugialief14]

Lets walk into this Cerulean cave, Level 4 Pikachu!

 

[eevee00]

"Golbats like the taste of human blood? No way..."

 

[dialgaX149]

*In front of Dialga*
"What's a Dah-Yal-Guh? Meh, sounds stupid."







P.S. Your clicks are valued!!! (The dragon eggs)

 

[CyberBlastoise]

"That Mew is just a cat..."

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

'And now, as our army marches into battle, Jigglypuff will sing an inspirational song.'

 

[Sublime]

"Are you SURE that Primeape will give me a cookie if i throw a rock at it?"


"I'm sorry I upset you, Arceus. Here, eat my Bidoof."


"Pfft. Dusknoir? The Grim Reaper? No way. Watch, I'll kill myself and no Dusknoir is coming to take my soul."


Hey what is that pokemon? OH MY GOD!!! MATING PROBOPASS! MY EYES!!!!!!"

 

[the bitter end.]

In front of Arceus
"There is no god of Pokemon! Evolution created Pokemon"

 

[Bleuhorn]

"Me: .... Wait, huh? swa-swayy con-- Snowcone?"

"Cousin: NO IDIOT. It's a flippin' Suicune!"

"Me: Suave-cube...?"

"Cousin: Just catch the DAMN pokémon already!"

That was part of a conversation between me and my cousin Mitchell whilst approaching Suicune in Gold Version around the winter of 2000.

 

[eternalglory]

"Pacemakers aint what they used to be"