Favorite quotes from a Pokemon video game

I like Heath from Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia:

"That's good jobbing leader! That Ranger has no chance of victorying!"
"Wahaha! Now, time is it for having fun times!"

And when he's trying to disguise himself as Keith over the voicemail:
"Vicemail! Vicemail! This is Hea...uh, I mean Keith! This mash-up badly is going! You are Keith's friend right? Right? Then come to Hippowdon Temple right now!" - or something along those lines.
 
Some girl near Bond Bridge says something along the lines of:

"No, go away from me right now!"

Here i am thinking ive done something wrong. After i beat her:

"A Pokemon bit through my bathing suit"

Gave me a good laugh.
 
"If you don't have any Gym Badges, people will think you're a total n00b."
-Random Youngster, Oreburg City
 
well, this isn't coming from an OFFICIAL release, but I have this 'translation' of green for the gameboy. It's so poorly translated, well check this out:

Hello GREEN! Ah! Meet you at this kind of place! Are you invited Additionally, the of the illustrated handbook PET, the data have been collected completly! I, even have caught 40 kinds of it! As long as you go wrong one road, the PET you've caught will be different! look for in the grass!
-Rival Red, on the SS. Anne
 
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