Favorite Quote's/Sayings!

Eidolon

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    This is simple just post your favorite quote's and or saying's in this format.

    "There is no point in having a war unless you can end it in Victory." - Patrick Zala & Commander Le Creuset, Gundam Seed.
    *"But After all the enemy is not fighting a war with the intention of losing either." - Commander Le Creuset, Gundam Seed.

    "Suspicion, Ignorance, prejudice! The dark emotions directed at those who can be loved. If love is the brightest of lights then are these emotions created in the shadows it castes? Things that are different. Things we don't understand. Differences that foster anxiety, leading to hatred, and then ultimately confrontation." - Commander Le Creuset, Gundam Seed.

    "The only thing better than superior numbers on the battle field is superior strategy." - Awar AkA Eidolon.

    "This threshold is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give a damn. None shall pass!" ― Ganner Rhysode, starwars.

    "I am Kol Skywalker, servant of the living Force! None of you will pass!"
    ― Kol Skywalker.

    "I'd rather live in a world of total chaos than a world without freedom" - biebiep.

    "The hand has five fingers, each of which can exist independently of others. Not unlike the five islands that form Japan. However, when the five fingers of the hand come together for a single, unified purpose... the hand becomes an object of unwavering power!" – Kagenobu Yoshioka, founder of the Hand, 1588, Daredevil.


    (Please keep them sensible and PG-13 if possible):3:.
     
    "I've heard those words before
    I say that as a Sarcasm statement

    "love is natures way of tricking people into reproducing"
    Its true though, how do you think I got here?



    :t354:TG
     
    "I never forget a face, but for you, I'll be glad to make an exception."-Groucho Marx

    "I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."-Maria Corelli

    "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."-Dick Cavett

    "In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."-Yakov Smirnoff

    "In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."-Emo Philips

    "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-Me

    "Murphy's Laws:
    Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
    Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
    Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.
    Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
    Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
    Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
    Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
    Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun.
    Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.
    Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure
    Murphy's Thirteenth Law: When in danger or in doubt, run in circes, scream and shout.
    Murphy's Fourteenth Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong."-Murphy's Law
     
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    I don't really tend to hold on to things I've heard, no matter how inspiring they are, but there is one quote I will never be able to forget, as it has become the motto of my life:

    "I have been genetically designed to eat emo kids in one bite!!!" -Adam Dutkiewicz, Killwitch Engage.

    He's my hero <33
     
    "I'm color blind so I can't see!" Myself

    "DID YOU EAT CRABS?" Hyde Takarai

    "Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess!" Link from the Legend of Zelda cartoon

    "If the world cared about your opinion, you'd have your own telelvision show." Adam Sessler

    "It's called.. the SEX MACHINE!" Elise/Lo-chan

    That's all I can think of now. ;x
     
    ^_^

    Here's a few more:

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.-Will Rogers

    A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.-Jack Nicholson

    The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.-Jay Leno

    Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.-Stephen King

    Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?-Sal Davino

    Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.-Richard Jeni

    Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.-Groucho Marx

    I can resist everything except temptation.-Oscar Wilde

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.-Rita Mae Brown

    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.-Mel Brooks

    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.-Robin Williams

    If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?-Steven Wright

    Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.-Lily Tomlin

    Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.-George Carlin

    Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.-Jack Handy

    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.-Jack Handy

    After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."-Ronnie Shakes

    I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.-Shirley Temple

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.-Lana Turner

    The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.-Bill Watterson

    A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.-Rodney Dangerfield

    Is being an idiot like being high all the time?-Janeane Garofalo
     
    Toki_Wartooth said:
    I don't really tend to hold on to things I've heard, no matter how inspiring they are, but there is one quote I will never be able to forget, as it has become the motto of my life:

    "I have been genetically designed to eat emo kids in one bite!!!" -Adam Dutkiewicz, Killwitch Engage.

    He's my hero <33
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    You just had to post that quote, didn't you? xD


    A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy! - Billie Joe Armstrong

    It's my ****ing life and - you know what? - nobody invited you... so there's the door. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    I'm still wearing the pants I had in the eleventh grade. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    No one's really happy anyway, it's not human. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    I sound like an Englishman impersonating an American impersonating an Englishman. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious. - Billie Joe Armstrong

    After 30 minutes watching TV you believe you're on drugs. They're perfect in trying to turn you into nothing more than mindless consumers. For example there is a melancholic movie on, and right after they send advertising for mood elevators and the people will buy it because we are so conditioned to consume! - Billie Joe Armstrong
     
    This is from King of the Hill(probably the best line in the series).

    Hank Hill playing Pro-Pain(a game like GTA): "Oh god, I just stabbed a parking attendant! Where's the button to turn myself in?" xD
     
    Hinamori_Momo said:
    "Murphy's Laws:
    Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
    Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
    Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
    Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong.
    Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway.
    Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
    Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
    Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
    Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
    Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun.
    Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious.
    Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure
    Murphy's Thirteenth Law: When in danger or in doubt, run in circes, scream and shout.
    Murphy's Fourteenth Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong."-Murphy's Law
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    Haha I love those Murphy's laws! I was going to post them.

    I also enjoy saying: "Are you off your trolley?"
     
    You DO know there are about twenty Murphy's Laws, right?
     
    Stardust-Kumo said:
    You just had to post that quote, didn't you? xD
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    *Hugs* Yeah. Doesn't it just make you want to go out, and kick the first emo kid you see in the face? <33

    Oh, um..maybe not you, 'cause you're like..one of them, but..yeah..? o_O

    xD Another awesome quote:

    "We decided to try Pepto Bismol and whiskey at the same time- your stomach's okay, but you can still get drunk." -Alexi Laiho

    Oh, and one more, which I got from my friend just now from some random magazine interview:

    "I don't know why but in every tour I end up having teddy bear. For some reason I buy them when I'm drunk" -Alexi Laiho
     
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    I don't know who said these, but they're all funny:

    "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."

    "It's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!"

    "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it!"
     
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