Favorite Team Rocket motto alteration?

[Chairman Kaga]

There have been a surprising number of them throughout the series, and I'm not just talking about the minor changes that have happened depending on what pokemon they've lost/acquired. This is regarding mottos completely altered and re-themed for one specific occasion on the show; which, as I said, has happened many times depending on what they're disguised as/their particular criminal intent for that episode/etc. They tend to be more amusing than the regular one, but my memory's fuzzy at the moment, so I'm going to have to leave it to all of you for the time being. Have fun.

 

[Crystal Clair]

My favorite one is when they did the chipmunk theme. It was in the episode where Bruno was in. They have it at team-rocketvideo.com. Every time I listen to it, I split my side.

 

[Ari-chan]

"to protect us from all that chafing and itching"
"It might finally stop all of Jesse's.... complaining."

I laughed like a maniac when I first heard that. ^_^