You know it, Fi. XD
What really made me laugh is when the guy would only tell me the person's last name (who happened to have the same last name that he himself had, but was of no relation to). I asked for the first name, and he's like "I'm not tellin'." Makes me wonder how the heck that guy expects me to find someone when there are usually a bunch of people here with the same last name. I was a little frustrated with him, but at the same time, it was hilarious. I finally got the guy to tell me that he was a basketball player (how the heck do they expect us to know everything about the campus, anyway).