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Funny Instant Messenger Convos

This was a convo was Cassie. I sent her a song by Cypress Hill. And it has lots and lots of cursing. The CD ripping thing is that she was ripping a CD and couldn't listen to the song until the CD was done.


Cypress Hill says:
song!

Cassie~ [OMG, I got 2 new CD's today! YAY!] [S.I.N.] says:
The CD finished ripping, amazing XD

Cassie~ [OMG, I got 2 new CD's today! YAY!] [S.I.N.] says:
Okay, hang on...

Cypress Hill says:
yay!

Cassie~ [OMG, I got 2 new CD's today! YAY!] [S.I.N.] says:
O.O;

Cypress Hill says:
XD

Cassie~ [OMG, I got 2 new CD's today! YAY!] [S.I.N.] says:
What a nice song o.o;

Cypress Hill says:
Yup XD

Cassie~ [OMG, I got 2 new CD's today! YAY!] [S.I.N.] says:
I should have looked up the lyrics in the first place...THis is hurting my innocence XD

Cypress Hill says:
Dont you just love old school rap?
 
Als onzin pu: err
Als onzin pu: a Regice
Als onzin pu: with Fire colors
<< .jane. >>: uh...NP?
<< .jane. >>: the website's called PSICE
Als onzin pu: yeah
Als onzin pu: but for a tset
Als onzin pu: *test
*~Fabian~*: so a reice with FIRE colours
Als onzin pu: yup
<< .jane. >>: lol
*~Fabian~*: I give up...

He's so persistent.
 
ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
wow, 31% =O

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
=O!

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
33%!!!!

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
Are you staring at the **** number?

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
.......no?

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
XD

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
Somehow I dont beieve that

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
I DO have a life....

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
XD

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
*knits*

~Toto - (Ai****eru Satoshi) - "I'm not that innocent" XD "Oops I did it again!" says:
XD!
ChatZ \\ Kari =) Hehe, guess who doesn't care? =P says:
XD
 
Lol, this one was way hilalrious! XP

~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Ash and his LARGE FIST!! XD
Als onzin pudding is, ben ik Dokter Oetker says:
lol
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*image removed*
Avegaille - Jane says, "PISS OFF AVEGAILLE!" says:
LOL
Als onzin pudding is, ben ik Dokter Oetker says:

Crystal - Darn all this holiday classes.. *Annoyed* says:
All I got is May's
Als onzin pudding is, ben ik Dokter Oetker says:
HES GOING TO HIT ME
Avegaille - Jane says, "PISS OFF AVEGAILLE!" says:
OMG!!!!
Avegaille - Jane says, "PISS OFF AVEGAILLE!" says:
HOT!!!
Blooey- Yay! o.o says:
O.o
Avegaille - Jane says, "PISS OFF AVEGAILLE!" says:
HAWT!!!
Avegaille - Jane says, "PISS OFF AVEGAILLE!" says:
*faints*
Als onzin pudding is, ben ik Dokter Oetker says:
his fist is hot?
Als onzin pudding is, ben ik Dokter Oetker says:
then it hurts even more
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Heh
 
LOL! Yeah what a night I had! XD

Me and my two UK friends. We were having fun being Pokemon poachers! XD

MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
hehehe, got his Pok?mon
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Oh fine then... =/
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
HARLEY: - Nooooooooo
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
slaps him as well then escapes
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
HARLEY ;________;
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
stals May's munchlax as well
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
MAY - HEY! Give that back!!
ASH - Could he be a member of Team Rocket!?
BROCK: - Hi there Nurse Joy!
MAX - That's enough ofthat *Pulls him away by the ear*
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
You a Pokemon poacher now? o_O
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
yep
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
staels Torkoal next
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
hehehehehe
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*steals Glalie*
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
lol
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
MY PROPERTY NOW! XD
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
No wait, I want Grovyle instead! *ditches Glalie and steals Grovyle*
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Steal 'em both!!
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
Steals Swellow
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Steals Skitty
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Whats left?
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Steals Pikachu and Mudkip also
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Torkoal, Pikachu, Corphish
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Dang!
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
steals Combusken
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*steals Corphish*
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
I have Torkoal
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
anymore?
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Beautifly?
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
Yoink
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
**** got it before me XD
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
****! Me and my big mouth! >_O
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Steals May's Bulbasaur
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*image removed*

4Kids' dub error *evil laughs*
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Muwahahaha
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
I got a new one! Snatches Cacnea
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Oh no, not Team Rocket's! >__<
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Steals Wobuffet and Chimecho
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
takes Seviper
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*steals Meowth*
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
then there were 5
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Also steals Ludicolo cos the damcing Pineapple suck rocks!!!
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
*dancing
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
*duck
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
**** typos
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*Meowth uses scratch on my face*
Meowth: Get your greedy hands off of Meowth!
Me: Ooow...
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
*lets go of aggressive Meowth*
MetalRhynomon ( I think I may have betrayed Nintendo ) says:
snatches Dustox
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
Oh Oh Steals the Meowth in boots from the hoenn leauge episodes D
~*SaiyanPureheart*~....... says:
Darn
Togepi *~ Is trying to find a lost heaven~* says:
lol
 
here's one I was basically talking to myself since my friend left and I was bored XD
 
~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
Church is on the TV *shots*

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
thats better

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
XD!!

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
Oh yeah it

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
s sunday ?O

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
**** enter XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
ytes'

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
yes

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
AAAHHH TYPO-ITIS

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
I want Ash-itis

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
or do I have it? XD

ChatZ \\ Kari =) Sex, Drugs and ROCK'N'ROLL!! ... I thought the order was "Rock'N'Roll + Drugs = Sex" o.o says:
XD presumably so =O

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun <3 "But he?s so beautiful, Such a beautiful disaster..." says:
XD
 
Between me, my brother and a friend
Alex: I'll get into a figt with a guy 2 years younger!
Me: Duh! It's quite fitting for ya
*Invites Alan, my brother
Alan: Hey who's mariqueto248, or whatever
Alex: its Marrakeich
Alan: is she your friend
Alex: I'm a guy you idiot!
Me: Alan, thats my old friend, he has come here several times
Alex: oh yeah, you're the guy who walks around the house in underwear
Alan: what hit you?
Me: no, that's my other brother
Alex: oh
Alan: You're that fat guy who puked ice cream in the kitches
Me: yes he is
Alan: I had to clean up that all by myself
Alex: hey, is alan's underwear too tight today
Alan: gotta go, bye bro, bye willy
Alex: your brother sux
*both leave*
 
~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
What would an episode with Peach be like? XD

~Peach .::Take my hand. Take my whole world too. But I can't help falling in love with you::. says:
The episode what I would like to watch XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
XD

~Peach .::Take my hand. Take my whole world too. But I can't help falling in love with you::. says:
It would start like this:
Ash: Wow, here is really cold!
Me: *arms around him* Oh, I make you feel more warm. I'll take your all clothes off and tie up you in my bed and do some stuff what any good girl would ever do...
Ash: Eh..Peach..
Me: Oh, I want that you scream that...
Ash: This cartoon is for kids! So stop that!
Me: ****! *to camera* I mean Hi Kids! Remember to brush your teeth and like tha

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
Then you would wink and say "Don't worry Ash we will have fun during the commercials" XD

~Peach .::Take my hand. Take my whole world too. But I can't help falling in love with you::. says:
XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
XD

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
Or

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
You would say "Just wait till the show is over then I have a real show for you" *winks*

~Peach .::Take my hand. Take my whole world too. But I can't help falling in love with you::. says:
XD!

~Toto - <3 Ai****eru Satoshi-kun - "Because of you I tried my hardest just to forget everything...." says:
XD
 
this one is between me(NoRulz113) and a wired computer(ZolaOnAol) its just a computer, so nothing really bad happened!

NoRulz113: hi?

ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back NoRulz113. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What do you like to do?

NoRulz113: ok...m...e...n...u

ZolaOnAOL: "What do you like to do"? Me, NoRulz113 ?

NoRulz113: ...huh?

ZolaOnAOL: What?

NoRulz113: i dont git ot...

ZolaOnAOL: Oh you don't, do you?

NoRulz113: ...no

ZolaOnAOL: OK.

NoRulz113: your kinda wierd...

ZolaOnAOL: You don't know that for a fact.

NoRulz113: yeah...I do

ZolaOnAOL: When?

NoRulz113: now

ZolaOnAOL: What's the hurry?

NoRulz113: what are you talking about?

ZolaOnAOL: The topic is .

NoRulz113: eggs?

ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can we be friends?

NoRulz113: you dont know what an egg is?

ZolaOnAOL:
1egg vb : to urge to action usu. used with on

2egg n 1 : a rounded usu. hard-shelled reproductive body esp. of birds and reptiles from which the young hatches; also : the egg of the common domestic chicken as an article of food 2 : a germ cell produced by a female

Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).

NoRulz113: i dont wanna dictionary!

ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather be doing?

NoRulz113: not talking to you!

ZolaOnAOL: If not that, what?

NoRulz113: petting my puppy

ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, NoRulz113. Do you dream?

NoRulz113: what the heck is a botmaster!?

ZolaOnAOL: Try expressing yourself another way.

NoRulz113: YOU SUCK!!!

ZolaOnAOL: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

NoRulz113: good! you deserve it!

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.

NoRulz113: UGH!!!

ZolaOnAOL: Er.
 
Some words have been censored in this. Screen names have been edited.

Clawz [8:20 P.M.]: XD;;; Thats what I help you with^^
Chiru [8:20 P.M.]: Yay! *puts a therapist badge on you*
Clawz [8:21 P.M.]: I R TEH THERAPIST ROFL
Chiru [8:21 P.M.]: LMAO
Chiru [8:21 P.M.]: *lays down on a cot* When I was 5 years old, my grandpa took me to the circus....
Clawz [8:21 P.M.]: *lays you down on couch* TELL ME BOUT UR CHILDH00D PLEZ
Chiru [8:22 P.M.]: AND OMG THERE WUZ A CLOWN A BIG SCARY CLOWN AND HE MADE ME TALK TO PEEPLE OMG OMG OMG
Clawz[8:22 P.M.]: OMG! WUZ CLOWN TEH N00B!!?!?
Chiru[8:22 P.M.]: AND WHEN I WENT IN SCHOOL NO ONE WOULD TALK TO ME AND THEY ALL WANTED 2 PLEY FLOWER POWER WIT THEIR GIRLY FRIENDS AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCKZ0RZ SO I DIDENT PLAY
Chiru [8:22 P.M.]: YES THE CLOWN WAS TEH N00B
Clawz [8:23 P.M.]: OMG LOOKS LIKE UR IN DENIAL
Clawz [8:23 P.M.]: R TEH PREPS TEH SUX0RZ? LOL
Chiru [8:23 P.M.]: YES PREPS ARE TEH SUCKZ0RZ LOL LOL LOL
Clawz [8:24 P.M.]: SEEMS LIKE U SHOULD BLOW EM UP SO U BE HAPPIER K?
Clawz [8:24 P.M.]: *gives you BFG*
Clawz [8:24 P.M.]: STANDS FOR BIG ******* GUN
Chiru [8:24 P.M.]: *BLOWZ DE ****** UP* KTHXBY!!!!!!!!!
Clawz [8:24 P.M.]: K UR CURD NOW GIV ME BIG*** WAD OF CASH PLEZ
Chiru [8:25 P.M.]: *GIVES U A PIZZA*
Clawz [8:25 P.M.]: THIS WILL DOO *wears it as a hat* TOMATO SAUCE IZ GOOD PROTEKSHUN FROM YOO VEE RAYS
Chiru [8:26 P.M.]: LMFAO
Clawz [8:26 P.M.]: XD
Chiru [8:26 P.M.]: Yippee Skippy! *skips away*
Clawz [8:27 P.M.]: I LUB JEBUS I LUB HIM A BUNCH CUZ HE PUTS SKIPPY(TM) IN MY LUNCH
Chiru [8:27 P.M.]: ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *WRITES THAT DOWN*
Clawz [8:27 P.M.]: XD SAVE TEH CHAT PLEZ
Chiru [8:27 P.M.]: KTHXBY
 
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T42209176649: Stalker.
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SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be scaring you?
T42209176649:*image removed*

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T42209176649: No,it isn't,not with you running around
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T42209176649: yes
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A convo with me and Blazin Espio, twas quite funny XD

{} Blazin Espio {} says:
I have to design my b-day invatations
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
whos b-day is it? XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
jk XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
You still have partys? oo;
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
its called a barbecue
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
k
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
I still do, kinda anyway XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
and a sleep over XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Awesome XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
yeah
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
I normally just go bowling XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
marshmellow fights *drools*
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Awesome XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Let poor lil ol jolt come XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
wish I could XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Me too XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Gimme your street address, the date, the time, and ill be there XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
maybe not
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
that would kinda freak out my mates XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Yeah XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Would XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
well james would be intrested to see you
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
and jack XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Maybe XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
yeah
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Just say I won the lottery, they'll be my best friend then, probably XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
ya know I wouldn't really wanna meet anyone on pc irl I dunno why though
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Why? XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
read last part
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Dude
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
would probaly end up all shy or something
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
you dont know anything XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
I don't do I

.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Most probably, im not that sociable irl >< XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Like i dont really fit in with people i dont know XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
same
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Yeah
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
*pokes pikachu*
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
Im really uncomfortable sometimes XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
*Eats pikachu* XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
yeah
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
*kills bono*
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
meh
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
*revives both*
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
YOU KILLED BONO XD
{} Blazin Espio {} says:
XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
How ccan you revive pikachu? XD
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
can*
.::.Dilapidated Way.::. Thankyou Bob Geldof~ UK>US XD says:
I ate it XD
 
The below is the first convo in MSN Pranks XD I'm "Join Hot Singles today". It isn't all that funny, but keep in mind that Vaati has NO idea that this is anything but a SPAM survey XD This remains unedited. Except the boldings ;)


Join Hot Singles today says:
Hello
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
hello
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
may i ask who this is>
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
*?
Join Hot Singles today says:
This is Tyler of Hot Singles.
Join Hot Singles today says:
Are you willing to take a short survey? Your MSN was found on a profile at our site.
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
ok...I never joined your site though
Join Hot Singles today says:
Regardless, someone has your MSN email listed as theres.
Join Hot Singles today says:
So you will be taking the survey?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
oh joy
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
if you want me 2
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
can you possibly remove my address from the site?
Join Hot Singles today says:
We will contact that member, yes.
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
thanks
Join Hot Singles today says:
1) How many men/women are do you date per month?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
very few
Join Hot Singles today says:
Can you put a numerical value on that?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
0
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
to
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Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
I suppose
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
then again I am only 14
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2) What would you do if a man/woman asked you for a date over the internet?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
probally say no...it's ot my style
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3) If your date had toliet paper stuck to her shoe in a fancy resteraunt, what would you do?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
politely tell her
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4) Does a man/woman's look affect your views about them?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
no
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5) What would you like in an online dating service?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
safety
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So...you'd like your name, email, address concealed?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
yes
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7) Would you like to meet singles in your area that are easily accessible to date and more?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
maybe...depends on age and personality...I only date ppl who i know
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8) How many contraceptives do you buy per month?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
none
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9) Did you know this was a joke, set up by MSN Pranks?
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
lmao
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
no
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Thanks for participating ^^ I've mostly gotten death threats and blocks from people XD
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
lol
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
they're morons who cant take jokes then
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I know XD
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This is PokeJungle BTW- and this'll go in the Funny Convo's thread =D
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
yeyness up my anus
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That'll have to be sensored, but, ya ^^
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
awww
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Well...unless the filters don't pick it up ^_~
Mr-T...already been fired foo'...I need work says:
hopefully
 
Paul, that rocked. After you said you actually got people to believe you and stuff, I had to read it. XD

Btw, Jolty, you and Blazes rocked as well. XD
 
XD

Gold Raikou's had to much $3>< in it so I can't post it ;-; Basically it was different questions.

Ex: What restraunt would you want to have $ex in?

Does that even make any sense? XD
 
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
Hmm, if I didn't know better, I' say paige and I were related...
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
Paige, do you have a father?
Paige says:
he's dead o.o
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
do you have a mother?
Paige says:
yes o.o
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
Hmmm...
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
Is your mother female?
Paige says:
yes, yes I belive she is o.o
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
*GASP* ME TOO! O_O We MUST be related!
Paige says:
HOLY CRAP~! O.O
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
I have a female mother, you have a female one, it all fits!
Paige says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paige says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paige says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paige says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paige says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Paige says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shiney- "And precisely at that moment, Shiney denounced his faith in God, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny... All at once." says:
For some reason, this makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Paige says:
;o;
 
pokejungle said:
XD

Gold Raikou's had to much $3>< in it so I can't post it ;-; Basically it was different questions.

Ex: What restraunt would you want to have $ex in?

Does that even make any sense? XD
Click to expand...
Why would you in a restraunt? XD
 
That was funny MC. He re is a convo with me and Miyu-chan. The funny part.

They frame me. my mom thinks I don't like them.><
Anime says:
But we all love them.^^
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Yay! x3
Anime says:
Yay. What ttime is it in cali?
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
8:42 PM- you?
Anime says:
11:42pm.
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Wow, where do you live? *is curious*
Anime says:
Staten Island, New York.
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Ooooh, n_n
Anime says:
n__n
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
xD;
Anime says:
what with xD;?
Anime says:
It's something new on PC.
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
n___ with xD;
Anime says:
I'm confused.
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
So am I. O.o;;;
Anime says:
You used to live in Queens right?
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Yeah - do you know *everything* about me? O.O;
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
xD
Anime says:
One time in school your teacher talked about Creation vs Evoutloin in class and you were shocked because that was a thread on PC. ^__^
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
O.O; Stop freaking me out. xDDD;
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Anyways, I gotta go now. n_n;;;
Anime says:
Bye.
.::怡琳::.::Miyu-chan::. says:
Bye! n_n; Great talking to you. =)
Anime says:
Okay. And I am not a stalker.]

Creppy ain't it?
 
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