Funny Moments

[1313666]

This happened today.

I was looking around PC and a girl from school IMs me. I get bored so I give her rsgh5's screen name. He starts to play mind games with her. He told her he was a secret agent for a government youth group. She believed him. He told her that there was a big secret project going on. She kept on begging him to tell, but he wouldn't. Then he said he had to go. Then, it was MY turn. I told her I knew what he was talking about. I told her that I was the secret. She told me to prove it. I told her that I am a 20 year old, but the government came out with a machine that makes people younger. She said she needed the machine and I said:

I said people become younger, not monsters who like to kick.

You don't want to know where she kicks, though.

 

[Angel Tabitha]

This happened today.

I was looking around PC and a girl from school IMs me. I get bored so I give her rsgh5's screen name. He starts to play mind games with her. He told her he was a secret agent for a government youth group. She believed him. He told her that there was a big secret project going on. She kept on begging him to tell, but he wouldn't. Then he said he had to go. Then, it was MY turn. I told her I knew what he was talking about. I told her that I was the secret. She told me to prove it. I told her that I am a 20 year old, but the government came out with a machine that makes people younger. She said she needed the machine and I said:


You don't want to know where she kicks, though.

That's hilarious but kinda cruel.Pretty dang good joke to play though. :laugh:

 

[100marios]

Oh, I've had one of those laughing incidents happen to me! My family and I were eating dinner at the table when my mom asked me to pass her something to her. Turning sharply to grab it, I rammed my elbow right into the side of the table, striking my funny bone and causing me to fall off my chair laughing. The funny thing about the whole thing was that my dad just told us a joke, so we were all laughing already, but when my parents saw me on the floor holding my elbow and stamping the ground with my feet, they became pretty concerned, hehe.

After that, you can say that I learned exactly why putting your elbows on the table is considered bad manners, hehe.

I have a whole lot more where that came from, (Just wait until I tell the Princess one! That was my shining moment, hehe) but I want to spread them around a bit, so I'll tell some more later!