Get Off MAH Bench! V.1

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I come over to Neko and ask her to get off the bench. It becomes a heated argument and it almost turns into a fistfight when I tear off my sleeve to reveal a robotic arm. she stands there in shock while I pick up a twig and crush it into fine dust to show it's strength. I then pick her up and throw her out.
 
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I WASN'T ON THE BENCH!!!!!
 
Sammy gets angry with Corrupt and attacks with Sammy's Rotom
Rotom takes over Corrupt's arm and starts making it hit himself in the face
Sammy then has Sammy's army of Glaceons send him skyhigh, Team Rocket-style, with a multitude of Ice Beams
Buh-bai!
At the same time Sammy sends Sammy's Ampharos and Gardevoir to go check on Neko
 
~places a seat warmer on Neko's side of the bench and sits in front of Neko's side with a Tactical SMG~
 
I come from the planet Nugget and, since people on my planet are immune to Pokemon Powers, I fart on you with my Planet Nugget farts that kill you, and then sit down.
 
i was wearing nose plugs but was asleep.. ~wakes up and stabs ^ in the face~ wait's till Neko and Sammy return~
 
I call upon Team Rocket to say their motto and bore you, and then I pick you up and throw you into a river, where you are swallowed by a Gyarados.
 
~stabs Gyrados's heart comes out and thwows you into a wood-chipper~
 
I break the wood chipper with my lucky sword and gets out, saying "Could you move to the side a bit? I wanna sit down too."
 
~scoots over~ ~pats seat and pulls out root beers~ want one?
 
i don't like pretzels srry
 
*returns from the Nightclub*
*Sees dan on the bench and proceeds to pull out Pokeballs*
*TLO tells Sammy it's fine*
*gives juicebox to dan*
 
I drop an Atom Bomb. Okay, yeah. It also destroys the bench, but who cares? I pull out a pillow, place it on the charred remains of the bench and sit down on it.
 
~filled pillow with Cobras that bite your @$$ (lierally) and you die~
builds bench with forcefield installments
 
I get my friend Carol to shoot you with a shotgun filled with honey, and while you take a shower, I sit down.
 
WTF dan!!.. you were in the forcefield! Sammy shared juice box with you!

~cleans seat and sits down!
 
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