Get Off MAH Bench! V.1

[Maraala]

I come back as a ghostie and haunt the bench forevermore, seeing as I was killed while protecting it while drinking a juice box

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I hire an exorcist to get rid of you, place some anti-spirit charms around the bench, and take my place.

 

[A Pixy]

I warp reality causing the bench to become a flock of pelicans, flying POKEYGT away, then warping reality again to make another bench, then happily sit down.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I look you in the eyes, causing you to become a babbling fool, before I shake my head at the irony of my own sanity...

And resume my place on the bench.

 

[Maraala]

I travel to a different time and sit on the same bench whenever it is not occupied

 

[Shanghai Alice]

However, that puts you out of the game...

...unless you're still alive modern day, or you just went into the future.


Moon bunnies have a very long lifespan.

I wait you out, then proceed to blow your head off with my spellcard...

and sit on the bench.

 

[Maraala]

I offer out my hand in peace, you accept, I give you another juice box, i take out my own and we sit down together

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I shrug, and drink it.

AND THEN REMEMBER THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

MASTER EIRIN, HELP ME!

Eirin comes down from the moon and ARROWS YOUR FACE OFF.

 

[dead-man-walking]

I throw off a part of still-on Tesla Coil on you, which electrocuted you to death. And I sat on the bench.

 

[Maraala]

I pay a hooker lovely young lady to lure you away, knowing your 13-year-old self couldn't resist.... then I write my name on the bench and sits on it

 

[dead-man-walking]

My sadistic self took over and snaps the lady's neck. And I brutally mutilates Sammyskitty before sitting on the blood-drenched bench.

Yay for gore! :D

 

[Maraala]

I am reincarnated as a highly intelligent scientist and use big words that sound smarticles to mesmermize you and make you slowly take off at 1.532758 miles per hour into the horizion where you can see a formidable star that is going to go supernova at some point in its life and then i plant my exterior down on a contraption fabricated out of wood designed to seat bipedals comfortably while waiting for a large automoble designed to move said bipedals to point A to point B in a fast, yet effecient manner

 

[dead-man-walking]

I returned as a Protoss Colossus and blasted your ugly mug out of existence. Then I sit.

 

[Jordan]

I use my unholy muscle strength to swipe the bench off of your bottom and then proceed to sit on it.

 

[A Pixy]

Rapmaster wants it to be 'Get off MAH Lawn!' o3o

I beg and plead causing the rapmaster to take pity on me and leave. :D

 

[Maraala]

I use my army of Glaceons to scare you off... I then sit down and have said army protect me from anyone wishing to steal my spot

 

[dead-man-walking]

Me and my Colossus mech fell from the sky (finally) and topples out everyone on the bench. Then I took a nap on the bench, out of mah mech.

 

[Maraala]

Sammy picks you up and throws you on the ground then Sammy proceeds to sit on the contraption made of wood or metal

 

[The Last One]

I tell Sammy all the ways i am going to torture Sammy if Sammy dosen't get off the bench and Sammy runs away crying. and i place myself on the bench a a tie up my DEAF pet pitbulls and dobermans and lay down some landmines and places claymore around the bench and produces a bubble shield like Mew can make around me

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I return to this thread, and lure away ^ with.. interesting pictures of Flannery.

I am now the owner of a bench.